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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!

1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00

Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)

1682. happyture31 January 2012, 6:41 GMT +01:00

Ma said i need counselling but she soon changed her mind once i took her for a walk down the river :O) I need counselling, And she's the one shouting at the top of her voice WHEELCHAIRS DONT FLOAT" Phfffff!!!

1683. xymonau31 January 2012, 10:29 GMT +01:00

Was the "Phffff!!!" the thing she said as she sank?

1684. happyture31 January 2012, 11:10 GMT +01:00

Dezzie,,as if,, No only pushed her in uptwo her ways't then her moaned that the water was cold, phfffff, these old'uns hey, what do ya do wiv um....

1685. xymonau1 February 2012, 9:54 GMT +01:00

Apparrently you half drown them in freezing water. Great idea. Maybe you could start a trend?

1686. happyture1 February 2012, 10:24 GMT +01:00

Yeah, its good for you, gets your nerves going, seen them ruskies breaking the ice for a paddle..

1687. xymonau1 February 2012, 12:01 GMT +01:00

People who are weak or old need warm water. The cold could kill them. Woodja considder lettin' yer ma out now? Sh'e been punnished enuff.

1688. happyture1 February 2012, 13:30 GMT +01:00

Oooops sorry yes,, come on Ma, time for a toffee

1689. xymonau1 February 2012, 14:14 GMT +01:00

Did she thaw out? I bet she left great pools of melted ice on yer carpet. Very hinconsidderate, old people.

1690. happyture1 February 2012, 14:37 GMT +01:00

Well now yoo menchin it, i think hers only gon and peed herself now hers frozen to her wheelchair, i,ll put her by the fire to thaw out...

1691. xymonau1 February 2012, 14:47 GMT +01:00

You're too good to that woman, Mikey. Spoiled, she is.

1692. happyture1 February 2012, 20:01 GMT +01:00

I knows i am, spoiled her is, spoiled to the core, Lass sonday i heven let her wear her shoes for a hour, i dunner let her wear um much cuz hers a bugger to catch with um on see....

1693. xymonau2 February 2012, 10:59 GMT +01:00

Why, you should get a award, you should. I'll write to Her Maj. I'll arst her if she c'n send my present back, too.

1694. happyture2 February 2012, 16:32 GMT +01:00

Well i know Betty has gone on holiday for a month bless her the cold causes her bunions havoc bless, but yeah you can ask, no arm in asking is there.

1695. xymonau4 February 2012, 12:22 GMT +01:00

I did. You fibbed.

1696. happyture4 February 2012, 16:35 GMT +01:00

You didn't, You fibbed.

1697. xymonau5 February 2012, 3:32 GMT +01:00

Did so. I got her number lars' time she woz here. Said I'd send her some cuttin's from me garden. She has a terrible time wif petunias.

1698. happyture5 February 2012, 8:20 GMT +01:00

I knows that,,yeah petunias are not her bestest subjects.

1699. xymonau5 February 2012, 8:43 GMT +01:00

Well, they don't pay taxes, do they?

1700. happyture5 February 2012, 17:51 GMT +01:00

Thats right, royal family's who needs um really, think the French had the right idea

1701. xymonau6 February 2012, 10:16 GMT +01:00

Well, I guess these days they just cost a lot, and what for?

Are you still on the mend?

1702. happyture6 February 2012, 17:36 GMT +01:00

Yeah, i know my own name now and everything, wonderful it is, i dont walk like a crab now, more of a ruptured duck,,but im getting better thank you :O)

1703. xymonau7 February 2012, 11:41 GMT +01:00

Good. When you're all better you can come over an' wash me car.

1704. happyture7 February 2012, 13:26 GMT +01:00

I knew it, no sympathy at all,,,look at me puppy dog eyes,,,,make us a cup of rosie lee 2 sugars and a bacon butty while your up :O)

1705. xymonau7 February 2012, 14:39 GMT +01:00

When I get up I will. I promises.

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