Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Then I probably stay of that soup...sorry
Oh, he wouldn't eat the soup. I had to hurt him. Now he won't stop doing the hornpipe. Gerben, you are a weak man if you can't eat a bit of harmless soup.
aah, the age old tactic, flatter to deceive. dont fall for her GVE, dez, is a veteran of many wars, except the one here ;)
Okay okay, send me some soup, if you search me you'll find the adress ;-) I like tomato, mushroom, bean, goulash well almost any soup!
Good lad. You're going to LOVE mine. Isn't he?
Just don't say you weren't warned.
And they say there's one born every minute.
forewarned is forearmed. stock some antidotes!
I have a iron tube as throat, don't expect any problems.
Oh, Kray - you've gone to the dark side, haven't you? Jim just took off his pirate suit and you pot it on!
"I find your lack of faith...disturbing"
- Darth vader
It's nothing compared to your lack of a sense of self preservation. Good luck with the soup, but don't come crawling to me - and I mean crawling; you can forget about ever running again. Trust me on this.
Jimbo, you never tried my soup - ever. You have only tasted the agony of the pointy stick. I think you're confusing the two.
Have you ever heard the saying 'once bitten, twice shy'?
I'm certainly not confused enough to try your soup.
Well, I think it killed Mikey! I emailed him, and he hasn't replied. I'm very disappointed. He was so easy to be cruel to.
I suppose the ploy works well..
> poke with pointy stick
> make person blind, hapless victims runs around
> lead the victim to the toxic soup ready in a cauldron
Kray - your mind is more evil than mine. I am not so organised. I merely strike back when annoyed. And I am a rather belligerent person!
I thought you had a method to the madness :)
"I merely strike back when annoyed. And I am a rather belligerent person!"
"I thought you had a method to the madness :)"
More like a madness to the method. And I would advise that Dez is very easily annoyed.
Jimbo, the resident expert on Dez.
...last jab for the day ?
The resident expert on Dez is Dez. Anyone else's opinions are purely guesswork.
Kray, you need to understand that there is never a last jab. We do have to sleep, but I do that with my eyes open.
Jim, your life is made up of guesswork. Guess which hand I just hit you with.
Neither. You missed. (I'm assuming you possess only two hands)
two hands would be enough...don't really have any addition though to the discussion, just bumping it and try to get that last post again! Strange that this topic is standing still for one whole day :P