Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
all that high calorie junk food has made you guys slow.
....pipped you to the post already, see ?
And exactly where have you been? I've been looking for you, wanting to let you win, but you weren't there. So I decided to take the prize myself. You're stuck with an old post. Enjoy.
@2882: Some will get slow and some will be happy :-)))
Research indicates that it is possible to be both slow and happy.
...heard of the old tortoise/ rabbit tale ? :)
it's the slow and steady who spins the tales!
I'll spin your tail if you give any more cheek!
While you lot are rabbiting, I'll take the lead!
What a true friend you are, to get between me and a bullet. I'll be sure to buy you a nice headstone with my winnings.
Hmm, I think your okay just got corralled! Still alive and kicking.
You'll use none of that kar-rar-tay kicking on me, good sir!
Oh alright. Back to jousting it is then.
Jousting requires that both parties have pointed sticks. Where is yours?
Do you really want to find out?!?
I hope you're not being crude. I don't like crude. No, I don't want to find out. I have no interest in the loser's armory - even their leggery. No, we winners are self-centered and complacent.
No, I'm not being rude. Just challenging. Have at thee, varlet!
Why, thank you! I'll have a soft-centered one, please.
I have a complimentary box of runner-up milk tray for you. Please - help yourself.
Ah, they are saying wonderful things about me. How sweet. And that was your only prize. You are a generous little moth, aren't you?
Oh, thank you, but the box is yours. I can afford to be generous as I have the Prize.
By the throat doesn't count.
Oh yes it does! Nyarhahahahaha.
I'm competing with juveniles. *sigh*
I'm afraid there's no room for your egg-and-spoon race here.
Racial remarks are not allowed.