Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
RINse your mouth out with soap for telling porkies. I am the winner.
Did you say soap or soup? Now there's a frightening thought! However, no porkies - I'm the winner!
You can tell porkies, fairy tales or what ever you want - I am the winner.
Fairytale? Hmmm... I'm afraid your win has vanished in a puff of smoke!
So you've taken up smoking again, Moff? How rakish! How cancerous! Since you're not long for this world, your minor contention for the prize is no longer. Gesine and I are the only contenders, and of course, I must win.
"Not long for this world"??? You aren't being heightist are you? It makes no difference - I'm still the winner!
No, I'm being smokist. So report me.
"Still" implies that you have attained winnership. But you haven't. Ergo, LOSER!!
Well I'm smoking too, so yes, I produce smoke. But in the smoke I can see the future.
Just a moment, let me take a look - I can't see someone in the hall of fame. Hmmm...Oh someone is reaching. It's a woman...and it becomes clearly now: I'm the winner!
Tsk! What exactly are you smoking, madam?! HMM? You are hallucinating. The only hall of fame photo is of me, and it says, "Dez Wins!!"
Is that somewhere near Des Moines? It's nowhere near reality! I win.
What on earth would YOU know about reality? From what you say, it appears you and Gesine have been sharing that smoke. It's a good thing that I have the prize to prove my winsomeness.
Do you don't never watch ' Star Treck' on TV? It's NOT real. It's only subspace deformation.
So's the winsomeness!
And your personality, but I digress.
You digress? You can get tablets for that - ask your GP.
.... not done winning yet , over here ?
But we try so hard...
Kray, we ARE done winning. I done it. But the losers keep up their futile arguments, so what's a winner to do? I just have to keep reminding them of the facts. They have such a short attention span.
Dez, I'd just like to reassure you that you don't need to remind me of the facts. I'm already well aware of them - that I'm the winner. And I know what to do too. Thanks for your support Kray!
I'm glad you know what to do. It's always a bit harsh having to tell you.
Dream on I'm the winner
You're dreaming about being the winner? Well, I don't blame you, but I'm the winner.
What did I tell you, Kray? They have already forgotten. I'm going to have to wear the tiara all the time to remind them.
Ah Kray, don't listen to her. The tiara is made from cardboard, painted with golden color. It look nice on her head but it's not the original one. It's store in a safe and only Mr. Blatter knows where the key is.