Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
The real one IS the paste imitation. We're on a budget.
What's a "dime bar"?
Sounds like an american bank which has only small coins.
And I know were the real crown is:
Can you see it??
@ 3986 A dime bar is a chewy chocolate confection. Don't you have chocolate in Oz? You poor things! No wonder you have to survive on soup.
No chocolote, but we have a similar substance, chocolate.
I'm not sure the crown is big enough for your big heads, but it would fit mine, perfectly. Thank you for locating it, Gesine.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is most upset that you should think to lay claim to the crown and is going to mete out punishment fit for this treason. I heard she mentioned sending an executioner to you...
Gesine ! that crown you have is made af thorns (or is it a collection of pointy sticks), so I'd be very careful. The last person to wear one of those didn't enjoy Easter.
Moff's , that's an elocutioner, she wants to teach the lass how to talk proper like wot we duz.
I notice the moff fixed the spelling. Clever ruse to make me look silly. Didn't work. Nature got there first.
Ah, grandfather! How good it is to see you here! I have missed you, and your wicked ways. This lot is a bit boring, but don't tell 'em I said so.
I'll give you a test to see 'ow well you talk:
Pick the correct grammar -
Dez is the winner of this game.
Dez are the winner of this game.
I help out. In both sentences one word is missing - and the word is: NOT
Try to build it in on the right place ;-)
Too true, Gesine!
Not Dez is not the winner of this game. There - voila!
Hmm... so you're doubly excluded. Ah well, c'est la vie.
I said ONE WORD is missing...
Ah, forget about it!
Only thing you have to know is I'm the winner!
Gesine, he's not only silly, he's deaf.
I'm not deaf or silly, but smart enough to know the incomprehensible.
Bleedin eck moffs, you got your mum to write the big words for you again or did you swallow one ov em dictowotsamacallits. Using words like incomprehensibubble.
It should be:
" One has won one's prize from one once more."
You can't use 'we' only royals can use 'we' or is it 'wee' . I dunno, my grammer in't wot it used to be.
Don't be mean to your wife. I'm sure you aren't either.
One of the strongest signs of mental instability is the claim to know something no-one else on the planet knows.
I hope the royal family hasn't taken to using wee. I can't imagine what they'd use it for.
@4007 Any rumours that it brings up rhubarb a treat are entirely scurrilous.
@4006 So sorry to hear that you don't know your grandma. Such emotional pain is hard to dispel, but try a mouthful or two of Dez's soup and I guarantee it will lose its central focus in your thoughts (along with a lot else...)
@4008 Did you have soup??