Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
You mean I'm sitting in a glasshouse and throw with stones around me?
No, no, is my glasspalace and the only things which were thrown in here are feathers and confetti at my queen celebrations
Congratulations! But I'm the Empress.
Er, no. You are Expressly second.
...That makes you last but none.
I see you get the concept of first and last mixed up. Can you tell right from left?
You mean right from wrong and right is: I'm the winner
I left you all behind when I won.
Nice try. But the egg and spoon race doesn't count..
True, but you still gave it your best shot, so there's no shame in that, little moff.
Er... you don't shoot the eggs in the egg and spoon race. Some competitors maybe...
I saw you hide the gun. I'm going to tell!
Over to you!
Okay, just stand over there and put this apple on your head. Think of it as your last crown. Steady now!
No, you stand still and put this pea on your head. Sriously. Trust me. Im a winner.
There was no pea in the story with the apple on the head of Walter. And he and Daddy Wilhelm survived that.
But it's no shooting competition here. And there for, shoot what you want, but there is no use in it. Cause I'm the winner. Peace everybody...
All guns and assorted artillery now tourn towards Gesine. Back away, and no-one gets hurt, young lady!
Watch out Gesine! Dez has got a pea and a determined attitude! Don't ask her what she did with the whistle.
Uhh, I have my hands up and I'm afraid, but I win ;-P
The whistle? I can see by your gait that you managed to extract it. Shame.
No, no, no! Gesine, you have your hands up because I have threatened to shoot you, NOT for a victory dance! Put them down at once.
I agree! (Good grief - I actually agree with Dez!).
I'm the winner.
Alas, so agreeable until the second line! I am sitting here eating leftover vegan pizza - MMMMMMmmmm! - and enjoying my winsomeness.