Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Dezzie,,brave iz no gud,,,you haz to have skin like tin plate to stop me Ma's teeth, Once she latches on she dont stop untill her teeth meet,,,,,I tell ya, it smarts a bit..
Kray is toying with me. He says he'll cheer, but in a last post! *sigh* How does the saying go? With friends like these, who needs enemies?
I wonder if you could give her a certain forum moderator's address on another site and tell her he insulted you? Some folk deserve your Mum in full flight.
And I do have skin like tin plate. Did I forget to say?
You see, Dez, I cannot help but put my thoughts across, but you know, that'd mean me posting last, also, I'm a bit bothered about the chivalry bit. Ladies first ? any given day!
Hmmm. Ladies first in the "Last Post" topic... I only look silly, Kray. Chivalry. A seashell on a white horse?
how to outwit ladies for dummies.
I bought the whole lot :P
I'd ask for my money back. It hasn't helped.
not until you win :)
But I have. See? The last post!
I don't stand a chance. sigh :(
Is mine last one? Just now, yes...
No! I think that will be mine...
And where have you been, Miguel? We threw a party in honour of you passing the 1,000 downloads mark, and we had to drink all the beer ourselves! (And me a tee-totaller!) We didn't keep you any, but you will be happy to know it was great, and we had a wonderful time.
Now I really must point out that the only winner in this topic is ME. Mike is disqualified for having (so he says) won the last one. Kray is disqualified because I said so. Miguel is disqualified for being absent without permission. And anyone else is disqualified for not being here. That leaves little old me!
oh, that's rather sad. But, I think one is allowed a cursory glance and participation in the thread, as an observer ? no harm in that I suppose :P
I really must teach you to be offensive instead of passively resistant, Kray. A pointy stick is of no use in the face of good manners!
see, I toldya! that Dummies book's not bad ;)
Perhaps I could whack you with that? It would certainly make me feel a lot better, and ensure my winning place.
If that makes you happy! You see, its about letting you feel like you are winning :)
You are all soft in the noggin, Im gonna win, just you watch this space!
Well, I'm watching it from underneath, so I guess that makes you a loser.
sidelines is good enuff for me ;)
sidelines is very good. Let's me sneak past the recent posters and get the last post
Sorry! no sneaking allowed!
Especially when you're so bad at it. No, I'm the chief sneak around here.
@432, "I'm the chief sneak around here."
You bet!! :P