Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
That's the stuff, you probably can't remember anything after a couple of those (I'm talking pints here, not those tiddly little things they use in Oz)
I wouldn't know. I'm a teetotaller. You lot are boring drunks. No wonder I'm the winner!
Well, at least we have reasons to teeter. And you're not the winner!
No, it's me. With or without a pint of stout or what ever, as you say in GB
In Oz, we say, "With your drug of choice".
Here in the UK, Choice is a pet food.
I knew Pomgolians were evil, but I had no idea they drugged their puppies! Shame!
You got it right about evil, spot on.
An Australian and an Englishman are having a drink in a bar after a day shooting in the jungle. The Australian orders a whisky, drinks it, throws the glass in the air and shoots it. 'Why did you do that?' says the barman. 'We have so much sand to make glasses in Oz that I don't need to drink with the same one twice' he replies. The Englishman drinks his whisky and shoots the Australian, the barman is horrified. 'Don't worry' says the Englishman, 'we have so many Australians in England I don't need to drink with the same one twice'.
Now that's evil :0)
Guns are allowed in bars??
And I felt safe in the night life of London.
You ARE safe, Gesine. You're not Australian. The Pomgolians never got over sending us to paradise by mistake, and they have been snooty ever since. Very tetchy, they are, and you have seen the evidence. They like to fantasize shooting us. Tsk.
Paradise? Oh, I see.... you're a Dame Edna Everage fan!
Ah well, it takes all sorts.
Darling, only Pomgolians and Americans like her. It takes all sorts, indeed.
I'm getting out my shotgun...
Remember you may not use water guns in UK south because of the lack of water you have there at the moment.
I heard of it on the radio. It's a serious problem isn't it?
They said it's forbidden to waste water for your garden and so on by high sentence. And the north can't give water to the south because of the old waterpipes from Queen Victorias times. Hope you're not affected by that.
Meanwhile I take Prizey ,for it gets enough to drink until you have better conditions in UK. I hope that will be soon.
And Dame Edna... We can see the show sometimes here on TV (can't keep the channel on my mind ) and ... I love it - you sweet little opposums.
Who's Dame Edna when she's at home ? Just remembered ! That wierd guy who pretended to be a woman who looked like a man who ................ yeah, difficult to forget but I'd managed it until now.
"The Pomgolians never got over sending us to paradise by mistake". No mistake! The mistake is letting them back again :0)
I prefer Sir Les Patterson.
No prize for any of you. It belongum me!
No, it's mine, my prize!!
Ah, Sir Les Patterson...the only culture secretary with his own petri dishes. Says it all really.
Jealousy is a curse, Moff. You just wish you had his dentition and hygeine for your own.
Gesine, i am going to start peeling your fingers away from that prize. I advise you to give in before I become focussed.
I knew it! She's even wearing Dame Edna's glasses!
You mean me? I can effort pay for such glasses. my reading glasses are from the grocery store and they work very well.
@4390 No, Gesine, I meant Dez, as she was talking about becoming focussed.
And I agree that it's an effort to pay for glasses, lol!
Not her glasses, but definitely her frocks. I have a wardrobe full of them. And according to word on the street, so do you, Moff.
Yes, Gesine, I buy the chemist-shop ones. The others are highway robbery.
You buy chemist shop frocks? What a strange world we live in!