rgbstock
Last One To Post on RGBstock Wins
1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
4827. xymonau25 September 2012, 23:40 GMT +02:00
You call it what? You don't get naming rights for MY bluff, I'll have you know.
4828. micromoth26 September 2012, 13:38 GMT +02:00
Well, you Ozzies change the names anyway: Swagman. Tuckerbag. Even Ayers Rock! I rest my case. (Not a suitcase, by the way.)
4829. xymonau26 September 2012, 14:35 GMT +02:00
Sorry? Was that a feeble Pomgolian attempt to communicate in Strine? Oh, I get it! You've been listening to Rolf Harris again, haven't you? Cruel and unnatural punishment for the prize. Hand him back.
4830. micromoth26 September 2012, 21:51 GMT +02:00
I'll have you know that Rolf Harris lives in England and he has his didgeridoo collection in a special room by the river Thames (they were nearly flooded a few years ago). The Prize is ecstatically excited about going to see them. He wouldn't leave me for anything. Let alone for the dire hardships of soup,sticks and snoring on the Other Side of the world.
4831. xymonau27 September 2012, 10:33 GMT +02:00
Shame about the early demise of that flood. You've ruined that prize. It used to be normal and a real man - not a Rolf Harris groupie. Well, I guess you might have to keep it. I'll just take the munny.
4832. micromoth27 September 2012, 13:23 GMT +02:00
Sorry, but the munny goes with the Prizey. And that's with me.
4833. xymonau27 September 2012, 15:59 GMT +02:00
He phoned me begging me to take him home. He hates it there - all cold and stuffy, he said. And he says you talk with a very proper accent, and he doesn't feel he can relax. Please! Think of the children!
4834. micromoth27 September 2012, 17:06 GMT +02:00
It's no problem. Anyway, the Prize doesn't have children. Apparently Mrs Prize ran off with a lucky-draw vendor only shortly after they were married. Life is such a lottery... An wotcher mean that I tork proper?
4835. xymonau27 September 2012, 22:11 GMT +02:00
tsk - I hate it when the upper classes try to slum it! You sound remarkably like grandfather, though. Not his lovechild, by any chance?
4836. micromoth27 September 2012, 22:52 GMT +02:00
I was always loved by my grandfather. He knew a genius when he saw one.
4837. xymonau1 October 2012, 12:40 GMT +02:00
But he loved you. Well, it's as well he had no standards, then.
4838. micromoth1 October 2012, 13:09 GMT +02:00
Oh yes he did. Gold standard. That's why he loved me - he knew top quality when he saw it.
4841. xymonau2 October 2012, 12:03 GMT +02:00
Yes, but it don't count, do it? I mean, it's like yer Mum sayin' yer handsome. Wishful thinkin'.
4842. micromoth2 October 2012, 13:08 GMT +02:00
Or your Mum saying that your sense of judgement is accurate?
Touché!
;-)
4843. xymonau2 October 2012, 22:47 GMT +02:00
My Mum never said that. Just people who know me well. At least I am the winner.
4845. xymonau2 October 2012, 23:48 GMT +02:00
Take him away, boys. The doc said it would happen. His room is ready.
4846. micromoth3 October 2012, 11:46 GMT +02:00
Oh! [Gasp] Sorry - my sides ache with laughing. Dez said she is the winner. There's no need to come round boys, laughing is a perfectly sane and logical reaction.
4847. xymonau3 October 2012, 21:53 GMT +02:00
Most people laugh at incongruities. You laugh at the truth. Take him away.
4849. xymonau4 October 2012, 22:45 GMT +02:00
Wake up, Moff! Wake up! No, officer, I don't know what he took. But he's clearly hallucinating.
