Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Headaches, maybe. I've never liked red bull though... but those guys, at least they are honest with their name - its a lot of bull!
Red Bull sponsors some of the greatest stuntmen and thrill seekers in the world. Their videos on YouTube are great!
As for their product, well I prefer a cup of coffee and some ginseng extract capsules for a natural, ancient perk.
I broke three teeth chewing the raw ginseng root so I don't recommend that. You can make a tea out of the prized red ginseng from a Chinese herbalist. You make some real Red Bull with that.
I bought some Russian ginseng, and it nearly took my head off. Too potent for me, I'm afraid. I don't even drink tea or coffee these days - and I feel better for it, although I had to cut back slowly because I was addicted. That's probably why I am so much better than all of you and am destined to win.
just read someplace that coffee too was over-rated. we live in commercial times, so I guess, we are kinda immune to an extent to these glorifying ads. transport someone from a century back, i bet he'd think coca cola is a magic potion like those gauls had :P
I have that magic potion and I'm going to win! Though I realize it's galling for the rest of you...
@867 The Gods Must Be Crazy
Dez, your destined seems to have fallen back by three spots from the lead. :)
That movie is so old. I laughed at the 2004 review, as if it was a new film. But it was screamingly funny and charming, and very different for its day. I loved it.
Kray, some still think Coke is a magic potion. They spend so much money on the rubbish.
Cris, my destined will fall back pages and pages in a few weeks, if I can't get the internet connected in my new place. Either the churning delay, or lack of funds will delay me. Still, it's the LAST post that wins, and by then, you will all have missed me so much and lost interest, and I will walk in and win.
I hope macromouth doesn't lose interest. I have seldom met someone as obsessed with puns, and I like that in a man. I hope Kray doesn't lose interest. His gentlemanly attempts to annihilate me cause me great amusement. And I hope Cris doesn't lose interest. I take great pleasure in triumphing over someone from the country with all the guns...
I can't mention all my excellent opponents - Gerben, Dragonlady, Mikey, Jimbo, Dan, Lynne, Marja, Michal, Undy, Miguel, Jon, Cisco - and the others. But they each bring their own daring to the topic, and make my ultimate victory that much more satisfying.
I think she is stalling as she brews up a new potion to add to her soup.
Nope - soup's off today. I'll have to think of another fiendish way to harm you.
a starter snack perhaps ... a chemical kebab ?
Which chemicals would you suggest?
If she offers you chips (crisps) and dip, pass on the dip.
I'd pass on the chips as well!
I'd much rather dodge the pointy sticks and the boomerangs. At least you can see them coming.
Hopefully the new gates of her community will block some of the hand held weapons. She has the soup to burn an escape route though.
Gee - I had no idea when I started contributing to this forum of the dangers I might be getting into. Up against pointy sticks, boomerangs, chemicals and Souperwoman. Sheesh!
Good job I'm still the winner!
Good job you're not any more. I like the title of "Souperwoman". "Stickerwoman" just doesn't have the same magic.
At least I bring a little colour to the place. Otherwise we'd all be watching Morris dancing or flying chaw.
So the tights are ordered?
@881 Eecchhh!! Morris dancing???!!! Long live Souperwoman!
Gerben, they are out shearing entire flocks for my tights, as we speak. I refuse to wear a cape, however. Capes are so yesterday.
...I guess, you wont be around for the inaugural match at the soccer world cup at Capetown!
I'm waiting for the tourney to begin, must be a blast!
Souperwoman will be there in her woolen tights flying upon her golden boomerang. She'll be thrusting her pointy stick at the opposing team while concocting a special soup to put in their Gatorade.
Ah, he still dreams about me...
Not a dream. GPS and security cameras.
Don't believe me?? Just watch this video...