Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
...and there goes the tone. Goodbye, good taste!
...err, if its the soup we are talking about... isn't it going to be goodbye taster as well ? :P
Kray, I posted an old joke in 1058 I got from an e-mail a long while back. It was inappropriate so I erased it. That's what Dez is referring to.
Oh ok, I thought it must the popular soup here that was in question in one of the previous replies. you know, Dez being the omnipresent contender here, she's hard to be ignored in just about every other thread. the remaining thread are by her anyways :P
The joke could have stayed. I merely commented. I resent being discussed and tagged, "omnipresent". I will go away if you keep being unkind. And then return to take the prize as the last poster.
I thought I was making myself scarce, anyway. I have been too busy to poison anyone for a few weeks.
Dez, if you try to time your posts just prior to one us you won't seem so omnipotent. :)
I dont mind you being omnipresent, just so long you dont claim the last one. there. :)
Yeah, I agree with Kray. You can be semi-omnipresent :)
And you both know what you can do.
Does that mean they're omniscient?
On second thoughts, if they were they would have known I was going to post this...
But it's too hard to head you off at the pass. You're a tiny insect, and you're fast. Good thing it's the lumbering, slow one - me - that wins this game.
And the other pair are omni-annoying.
I wouldnt mind being omni-absent ;)
just so long as the last post is mine, you know, that's the only post I'd ever care about. you guys can have all the fun in the world in the meanwhile.
@1069 Okay, I accept that you're lumbering and slow if you say so.... Lol!
@1070 Those two can't possibly be omni-annoying. "Omni" means all, but you didn't include me. Be fair - I'm annoying too.
[Whizzes into the lead again...]
I'm up early to make sure I'm omni-winning. I have the initiative sitting in the chair next to me and it's purring.
macromouth, you are omni-irritating, and you make a whizzing sound all the time. But with your mouth, and you flap your arms a lot. Are you trying to be Superman? Why don't you tie a towel around your neck and jump off your Mum's roof, hey? There's a good boy.
Whatever is sitting in that chair, it is not the initiative. Initiatives don't purr. They make a ticking sound. I have it right here, and I can hear it tick...
Your initiative is a tick disguised to fool you and apparently it worked. Better squish it before it bites you on the bum.
Now, now, folks - no squabbling. Just stand aside and let me [@1074, wearing cape, thanks] boldly go into the lead.
North pole or South pole?
F1! help! :)
He must be bipolar :)
especially hard to think when its a unipolar world that they keep talking about in the media :P