Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
That will be enough, everyone.
Michael, come here. Let me see that. It reads, "rsylvan's memorial cup". Why, you haven't won anyfing, you big cheat! If they stops a horse race, does the horse standin' in front become the winner by default? You're still jealous that I once won a chicken and a tin of jam and a blanket. Anyway, I am going to take that trophy from you by force because I'm very big and very mean. Now what will you do?
Gerben, don't polish it, mate! The chemicals will melt the plastic!
2 and a half years and 13672 posts is what it took to be a winner on the sxc lotp thread.
I reckon this thread can do better.
Ps I win
Balderdash. You're displayin' underwear on a family site. 'Squalified, I reckon.
Look ere Mrs, You cant just do what you like, just because you iz BIG un Meen, No sirree, Its not mydefault i wun by fault on the other channel izit, But i still winned didn,t I , Now down to bizzyness, I shall win this one two.....
You remind me of the Australian speed skater at one winter Olympics. Everyone around him fell over, and as he skated past the line, he looked around and realised he'd won the gold medal. His face was priceless! You wonned because you paid rsylvan to close the thread. He told me. But you'll not win here, my little Welsh friend. You'll not win here!
And tell Undy to go and get some pants on willya?
Man pants, I mean. Long ones wif pockets. Outer wear.
xymonau - If they stops a horse race, does the horse standin' in front become the winner by default?
Yes, Dez, he wins. And he wins if everyone around him fall over. We must recognize it. But I know you will do all you can to win this one ;)
Congratulations Michael. I'd like to see rsylvan's face when you claim him your prize.
Well you inner much good observation are ya, Undy aint wearing any iz he?? Pants are there, but NO body in em iz the!
Ah, Cisco, you put a knife in my heart! You support Mikey!
Hey, that's a great idea! Mike, you should post on there that as the rightful winner, is rsylvan planning to give you the prize money soon? ROFL
About Undy - do you mean to tell me he hasn't got any other knickers? He reckons he's the king of somewhere. Poor darn kingdom that can't buy the king some undies, if you ask me! Is he - er, I hesitate to ask - wearing ANYTHING??
Oh, I can't do anything more than recognize it, but you know that if you come here some day, I have an orange juice (or what you want-juice) for you in my fridge.
Well between me an you and the sock person, I think its wash "N" Wear with Undypanty man....
My socks are prettier than yours...
till you wake up :P
I'll have that orange juice and drink it with gusto, Cisco! And if I still have a house and you come here, the offer from me is the same. If I don't get a job soon, who knows where I'll be? Oh, I have a lot of offers of help, so I'm fine, really.
Now, MY socks are not pretty, but they are of excellent quality, and I feel they are better than everyone else's, including your stripey ones. Mikey - I think it's just "wear - no wash.
Thank you for allowing me to win so easily. Always remember, the enemy never sleeps!
How can you call stocking and suspenders SOCKS Dezzie, I think the black lace ones look really nice on ya Dezzie....
Hmm. You've been peerin' in the wrong winders, Mikey. Be careful. You can go to jail for that.
With any luck, he will. At least that will stop him maundering on about his sock fetish.
Well I guess, I will just have to content with renewed gusto for the true trophy here. And no, a winner by default is not a winner, only a little less of a loser. XP
Dezzie, Well aint yours the second on the left, the one with the wobble gate?
Mikey - oh, no!! That's the woman who's married to the Hell's Angel! For the love of all that is sane, run now!!
Jim - I was being nice, that's all. Hard to fathom, I know, but I have a soft spot for unfortunate sock fetishists. (That's as hard to say as it is to type!)
Christine, this is a step up, not down! Did I mention the prize? It's not made of rubber or plastic, as was the last. And I'll let you in on a secret. I invented the prize. I know you will gasp in disbelief, as that is so out of character for me.
However - I vow and declare that there shall be a real trophy here for the winner. (Not promising anything fancy.)
Then I most certainly must win the REAL competition.
Oh, no, dear - I never implied that you would win. I will win. That goes without saying. Unless I am banned here, too. :-)
If I win, I don't mind very much what's the prize... if it includes that rgbstock pays my travel to Australia to receive it :P