Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Think so, major bug going around the UK at the moment, sickness and rear explosions, if you know what i mean, but i aint got that just head ache, prob from hours at the monitor viewing images? what you think.. I have tried closing my eyes but i keep walking into things :O)
Cut small holes in your eyelids with a sharp knife, and you have solved that problem. Any more advice needed, just arksk.
Thats a good idea, i,ll try it later..
How did it go? I thought later about it. Probably easier to pinch your eyelid and snip with scissors. Could become your party trick if they grow back.
Cant do it, NO, above and beyond the pain barrier, What i was thinking of doin was,,,rest one eye at a time, at least me head ache will only be half as bad!
NOW'Z eye'z looks like popeye Yak,Yak,Yak,Yak,,,,,,
No you don't. You is not eating spinitch.
Thats cause i was eating sprouts, i only got sprouts, sprouts are good for you aint they ,,,Yuk,Yuk,Yuk......
I actually love brussel sprouts. I'm not sure why. They're bitter, but I love them. I chuck them in soup, or fry them up with other veges, and they taste divine with gravy. I'm so hungry! I think I need to cook tea! LOL
Yeah,,sprouts have a strange reputation, you either love them or you hate them, I really like them, always have, as a kid i can remember my friends slipping the sprouts under the dinner table to me to eat! ha ha,,those where the days :O)
Well, I'm reheating some watery, noodley soup that's loaded with garlic and onion. I'm glad I live alone! It tastes divine, though. Lots of toast or bread with it. We are going to have a low temperature of 1C tomorrow. I think I'll die.
Well Dezzie, there would be no heavy petting for you with all that garlic n onion phew!!! 1 C is cold, bit of beef dripping you want, just to keep you warm, cant beat a nice dripping butty...
Oh. Then I shouldn't have smeared it over my skin to keep the cold out?
Not really Dezzie, you'll float like a duck in the bath now, all the dogs in the neighbourhood will follow you home too.. :O)
It doesn't feel all that cold. Mind you, I slept in, so I missed the worst of it. I'm gunna hafta wash them sheets, though. That drippin' is slippery, man! I had to tie meselluf to the bedpost wiffa rope after the fouf time I slid accross the sheets an hit the wall.
Aghh well, did warn you bout it, told you to put it on a butty, sandwich sarny etc etc!
Do you think it's too late? I can scrape some off the mattress.
Ahhhhhhh, now stop it, you knows i has a delicate tummy! now i feels bilious :O(
Hmmph! Jus' wot are you implyin' about my bed?! You c'n eatcha brekfest offof that!
Belly button fluff....Oh no,,no no no no, ....
Only middle aged men wot wears flanelette pyjamas gets belly button fluff. Delicate wimmins wot wears - er - we shall draw a veil over that - duzzent gettit.
Phew,,gone hot in here better open a window, Well i aint got fluff cuz i,m from UKland where its cold all the time, we sleep rolled up in binbag liners here you knows, Well from October - May then we change to cling film!!!
No need to open a winder. I was just talking about tracky dacks, which you might have to look up if you haven't been watching Home and Away. I can guarantee no red-blooded male has any response to me in tracky dacks. Well, I guess unless he's a bit odd.
I am a tad concerned about the Pomgolian cling wrap (that's wot we call it) habit. Do you recycle it for your sangers?
Ha ha Tracky Dacks, yeah gurls here call um fat pants its a love hate thing with um, gurls love um, guys hate um, Dezzie, nothing is thrown away here, i re use everything, i have the toilet paper hanging out to dry as we speak....