Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
What about a broken leg?
I can feel anger vibes dezzie, now you know thats not good four you elf isit!
Oh, no, I wasn't threatening? You are tossing me pious platitudes, so I'm tossing something back, hoping for your intelligent response.
You find it so hard just to play nice dont you Dezzie ,hoping for a intelligent response indeed, Surely you know better than that by now,, and your insinuating I,m slightly thick sliced!
Oh, dear. Your neurotic side is showing. I think you have a cold in your psyche.
The flu,,super cold, man flu, much worsererer than women's colds :O)
Yes, much more pain and suffering, more stress, agony of soul, and weariness. And that's just the folk who have to listen to the complaints. Manflu should be treated like avian flu. We all know the cure, but for some reason they won't let us cull.
Do you remember HRPuffinstuff?
No, I never watched the banana splits. I think they may have been on at some stage, but not where I was as a child.
Oh, just when you said, "Huff!" - it reminded me, that's all.
Oh, right, funny how one word can take you to a point in time in your life within seconds, then when you meet someone in the street you know,,,you cant remember their Bloody name....
I did far worse than that once - and this was when I still had all my brain cells. A friend I had worked with for about seven months left that town and went to Brisbane to study. We had been good friends in the workplace. Then out of the blue, after about six months she arrived at my door one day with another girl from the same workplace, whom I hardly knew. I remembered the other girl's name, but for the life of me, her name had disappeared from all my circuits. I was struggling so hard to remember, hoping the other girl might mention it. Along came my parents (who were staying with me at the time). I had to introduce them. I introduced the other girl first, then hoping against hope, I thought if I went to introduce my friend, her name would come to me. Wrong! I had to stop and ask her for her name. I was mortified, she was insulted, and it was all very uncomfortable. I was glad when she left! Real cringe stuff.
ooooOOOOh thats a good un, its so strange how you can remember names from school days and forget a name you knew last week? i do it regular, sometimes just to insult people and thats true Doris!
That's Ms Day to you.
Yes, i often Ms the point , some say i even loose the plot sometimes :O)
Oh, you lost that a long time back. Along wif your marbles, your mind, an' your way. But I found 'em, an' you can have 'em back at a price.
Ahh yes, and the price is what? and there's no way you is borrowin me teefs so count that out Bfour you ask Missy!!
Selfish. That's what yer Ma tole me, an she woz k'rect. Here I is, a broken down woman, an' you would deny me a quck borrer of yer teefs. Hmph! Wottif I gotts to eat a happle, hey? Wottif I gots to gnaw onna bone or sumpink? Oh, no, leave the ole bag to suffer an starb to deaf.
Well, see what I has in my hand? See? No, look closer! Oh, alright - It's yer marbles. Not many to begin wif, woz there? Now, I draws your hattenshun to that there precipice in front of me. Big, ain't it? Real big! Now, watch my hans. One marble. Clasp it in my han' an' spin that arm roun' an' roun'. Then let go - thus! Oh, deary me. Did one of your lost marbles jus' fall down that bottomless pit? Oh, dear! Hutter misforchune! An' to think - if yew hadda beed kinda nuff to let me borrer them teefs...well, it might notta happened, hey? Ain't life cruel? Oh, dear! Anuvver marble seems to ha' founditz way inter me hand! OOH! I can feel the swingin' beginin'!
Now, about them teefs?
Eye downt now bout lifebean cruel yoo inner doin bad yorself, yoo has add plenty of practise aint yoo, but i is as gowld 24kt gowld, eye bee's nice two yoo and what i get,,,yeah nastyness,,cuz yoo nows them marbles har unreplacabubble dont yoo, anyways Ma said she would ov sorted yoo out if her weels was bigger on her chair and if you would stand still while her hit yoo wiv her stick, Yeah,Yeah yoo is worried now in't ya!!
Oh, here - avemback. I carnt throw away the few bits ov sanity yew got. Them straitjackets does nuffink for your complexun.
Tell yer Ma she c'n relax. I woodent hurt her ickle boyo. By the way, it wazza ball bearin' wot I chucked over the hedge. I'll get me hone teefs, even iffit means goin' fishin'.
An' Wales is inna final ov the world rugby, innit?
That is kind of yoo dezzie, thank yoo vellyin munch, and Wales iz in the semi finals Wales V France Next juss no them Frogs are gonna cheat again, Peelin onions on the pitch making our boyo's eyes water juss inner rugby!!
I think the Australians are in the quarter or semis, too. Natcherly we will cheat wif sticks.
seen um yeah,, Sticks n boomerangs!!