Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Here Dezzie i knows you wants to have a chew at me gum,,,here,, I soaked it in toofpaste all night,,,nice N minty for you now,,See how i thinks of ya hey!! hey!!!
Aw shucks, Mikey...you knows 'ow to win a lady, don'cha?
Well it has been said before just what a sharing, generous, helpful, polite, big hearted person i is...
Well thats what it said on my release notes :O)
Yers, the trickcyclist tole me you hexcaped an' dinnet get any release notes. Or har you torkin about yor jail time?
DEZZIE,,,,WHY,,,SHHHH,,,AHHHH,,,,now you done it i,ll never becomes a famous photographer cuz of me mottled background, now close your mouth there's a draft over here....
Oh, Mikey, Mikey, o'e son - evvyboddy knows a hartiste muss be tortured! An' juss as soon as yor dead, you'll be worf a fortune!
That is so true sadly,,My head is bursting with new ideas for producing new images, I must do a few just to test the water, just to see how they are received, But at the moment my studio is full of my best friends belongings as he and his family have been made homeless (a sad story) they are living in a caravan now and are really suffering in this cold weather,,,anywho when i have my studio back Im a gonna start work :O) oh yes indeedy :O)
Can I provide the torcher?
I'm sorry about your friend. Do they have enough money for heating?
They are struggling, and no prospect of getting a home, its horrible. Torcher? no nuffink like that what so hever!
You really are very good at what you do. I'm jealous.
? What do i do? confused dot com?
You know, the public displays of vulgarity an' the like.
I meant your photography.
O0000oooooow Oh i does like my photography, yes indeedy, Dezzie on a serious note B flat major, there is nothing more i like in this world than heading off into the mountains/countryside with my best friends Nikon/Panasonic and sketch pad, a flask of welsh tea and a sandwich, Heaven on earth i loves it xxxx
Well if someone would loan me their new camera, I, too, could be happy...
Dezzie you can borrow my new camera anytime, anytime in between the hours of 11.30pm and 5.45am no problem at all, just wait until i,m asleep first so i wont feel any pain :O(
Gee you ruin a girl's fun, don'cha? The pain is the funnest part!
Mmmm, Thought that bit would grab your attention for some strange twisted reason :O)
Okay, then. I'm comin' round tonight. Leave yer winders hunlocked an' the camera on the bedside table. An' shut yer eyes tight, cause I won't 'ave you peerin' at me wen I'm 'avin' fun.
Ho K, wont look promise, Dont get nicking me teefs out da glass will ya?
Foiled again! How will I hever get them teefs??!!
You dare pinch um,,i need um tomorrow, im making a meat n potato pie and i use um to make the patterns around the edge of the pie....but thats a secret, folk often ask how i get the pattern so uniform but i wont tell um....
Is you wearin' em at the time, or does you takes 'em out first?