Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Ah, yes - kidney! The urine-flavoured little devils!
NOT LISTENING YOO IS ONLY JELLYOUS ...want a bit,,,this crispy bit here,,mmm...
No, I yam not one for fried animal's pee, thank you alla same.
GO ON YOU KNOWS YOU WANT TO.....Mmmmmm...crispy crunchy ..
Pee is not crunchy.
DONT KEEP SAYING THAT "P" WORD,,,, youv'e put me off eating me tripe now...
Oh, that's just stomach lining. Not fun, but no pee. Why would anyone eat the organs that carry the disease? And LIVER! If you have cancer, it's straight to the liver for attempts at filtering, and all through the lymphatic system. Not to mention SWEETBREADS! AARGH! Eating endocrine glands might sound like fun to some...
They're called sweetbreads for the obvious reason that if you called them thymus glands or the pancreas, you couldn't give the things away.
I DONT LIKE THE SOUND OF pancreas...no not at all...
And you do like the sound of "kidneys"?? I think I'll stick to my lettuce leaf. I'm sendin' you a lettuce leaf for Easter. No, don't thank me. It's the least I could do. I couldn't find anything less I could do, in fact, except sendin' a hempty henvelope, and that might ha dipsappointed you.
T'iz for rabbits, really i dont eat much meat at all, i leave most of it ,,well the bits with tails n horns on i leave any way!!
Well, then, a hempty henvelope it is, then. No need to thank me.
I am waiting wiff baited breff to see wot you iz sendin' me harfter the sadness I suffered at Chrissmass.
Im really sorry Dezzie but i don't believe in Easter, No, Its a fact known to millions that chickens dont lay chocolate eggs, A bit like the Santa Storey, Its all make believe like high interest rates and low fuel prices ,,,Sorry :O(
Well, NOW you tells me! I went an' senchoo a fabulously hexpensive gift an' all! I want it back via the next mailing, please. I can inflict my beleefs on a vulnerable Welshman.
Welshman? I,m Dutch ? who told you i was Welsh, Wade is a Dutch name??
YOO tole me you woz Australian! You deseeveded me!
OK i admit it i is German really,,my name means Calf in German..so i am German, Because i am blonde with blue eyes see @@
You coodent lie straight in bed, mister! Yor haksent is Taffy, and' Taffy yoo iz! Blonde is right. Typical bimbo, you iz.
Ha ha,,Bimbo,,, been called some unpleasant things in my time but,,,Bimbo tops the lot,,I just hope,,nay pray none of my friends have read this...ohhh dear,dear,dear....
You have friends? Not juss yor trickcyclist an' dockter? You don't mean yor social worker do ya?
I said friends!!
Okay, okay! I'm juss jelluss.
Knew it ha ha ha ner ner na ner ner i got friendsss i got friendsss ner ner na ner ner ,,,,,, i could share some with yoo if you need sum, got good ones, nice ones, ones that ask for favours all the time, some that give, some that take, takes your pick ...go on i wont charge......................................much...
Nah. They takes too much time. I can't be distracted from the serious bizness of illustrashun.
Mike, Jim passed away. I feel so upset.