Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
And toothpaste? It comes inna tube an' makes you tolerable. Well...most people, hennyways.
I use the toilet cleaner on me teefs now, leaves a nice pine taste in me mouth :O)
Yeah, I can tell. But I wish you woodent use that brush.
Humm, yeah no's what you meen, does have a bit of a tang on it, but have you seen the price of a genuine toothbrush, redickulass :O)
Yer Ma's got one for her toenails. Mebbe you could borrer it?
Na, She uses that for cleaning the dog bowl out, I'll stick to this one :O)
I likes a man wif standards!
Guess what Dezzmerellda, I am off tonight to watch a friend from pictures fantastic light up Pistyll Rheadr waterfalls A one off experience that i can not miss.. http://www.pistyllrhaeadr.co.uk/
So you will have lots of photos? Sounds really excellent! I hope you have/had a good time.
NO I DIDN'T :o( not at all happy, a mix up on transport left me sat home like a fool, some people are intelligently Thick as a plank :O(
Oh, bum! You must be so disappointed.
Do you want me to harm them?
All i can say is,,,,,Sharpen your pointy stick Dezzie, Gutted is the word, I have been told that he is going to have another attempt at lighting up the waterfall so i know that i will NOT miss that occasion :O)
Stick sharpened, ticket purchased, get out the spare bed - I'm on me way!
All ready, de-bugged Ma's bed turned the mattress, all ready for the queen of the pointy stick :O)
You coulda dried it out!
Oh its dry now,,,the cats been laying on it for a fortnight :O)
That dead cat over there? Oh...yay...
Its not Dead Dezzie juss Stiff, fell in the syrup jar again i spooned as much off her and put it back in the jar,,well as much as i could anyways :O)
And guess what I'm gettin' for breakfast? I yam so looking forward to my stay wiff you. I must remember I'm here to drain the swamp. No, no - wot wozzit? Oh, yeah, I'm here to harm people. That makes me feel better.
Pointy stick,,remember now?
I even brought a spare. But they might think I'm a terrorist. An' I only want to terrorise the people wot disappointed you. I'm not gonna get locked up or anyfing, am I, Mikey?
NOOOOO, dont be silly, flutter those long eye lashes at our coppers and they be like putty in your hands :O)
I dunno. You woodent lie to me woodjoo? Heye mean, I don't wanna do porridge inna forren prison.
Nooooooooooo, UKLand Prisons are like 3 star Oztralian hotels anyways, 3 meals a day, colour TV and as much weight lifting as you want to do... :O)