Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Ha, now listen ere Moffy banoffee toffee it aint a mushroom its a happy welsh worm, a rare sight to lay your peepers on, T'iz said two eat moffs, snails, chicken currys, and kebabs......
Jus' like you, Mikey!
Errrr, yeah, juss like me, but not me of coarse, no no, a real Welsh worm T'iz yep indeedy....
It's yer fum.
Aghhhhh, WHO TOLD YOU THAT? i want to know now, thats slander,thats thats malicious, and its a un truth, a fib, a porky pie, how could you let such a thing roll offa your tongue,, phfff, just check your tongue to see if it aint turned black and dropped off..................................................
Ope. Ith hathen't.
T'az anit its dropped hoff, well that will teach you two repete gosship, here do you want a lick,,, of my lollie ,,,,oh no thats right,,,,you cant!!!!
On' chhare. *hisses like a snake as raspberry blowing is now impossible*
Its OK dezzie i knew a lad who bitted his tung off and within 6 weeks it grew back bigger an better than befour,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or was it he knocked a toof out and it grew back,,,,,no no no sure it was his tung,,, well it was sumfink in his mouth anywho, so dont worry :O)
I have purchased a brand new tongue with a silver spoon attached. You didn't know I was secretly rich, did you? Well I'm not any more. Body parts don't come cheap. But now I can say without fear of contradiction or falling-out tongue - it's yer bleedin FUM!
Huh, well, remember when i use to be your friend?
I'm old and I have no short term memory, sorry. And who were you, again? Have we met?
look ere Mrs, yoo nowd me long time, years it iz years,,, Bet you canna member me lendin yoo that $50 either can yoo!!!!!
Nope. I cannae remember ennyfink. But it were 50p.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Dezzie it was $50 you said you needed to buy a new ink ribbon four yoo's laptop? Look yoo ere, i only jives one verball warning and then its the Bailiffs...
I don't baileef you.
you aint saying im,,im,,,im,,,,telling lie's ar ya ??
Call the bailiffs on me, woodja? For 50p, woodja? You're tellin somefin I'm likely to REACT to, tha's all I'm sayin'.
Oh well, tit for tat then a, make me a cup of tea and we'll call it quits OK!
No. Hyme no quitter.
OK then, we shall call it a draw,,,thats nice aint it :O)
Did we call it a draw in WW2? Hmm? Nope, grenades at the ready.
No, drop it,,,,drop it,,,Thats not a hand grenade,,,,youv'e painted a lemon khaki green,,,hey, it looks real from here,,,hey Dezzie, dont pull the stalk or we'll all be juiced !!!
Okay, it's a fair cop. A lemon it is. You eat it an' I'll forgive ya.