Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
You is not mad. You jus' needs teefs full time. It's swallerin' all them hunchewed begetavles that duzzit. THEYS is the reason you is loopy.
Think the word you iz lookin four is gifted, i find loopy just so offensive, mmm ,,, mmmm ,,, la la la ...
In this country "loopy" MEANS "gifted". Jus' in uvver ways. Like that time I caught you lickin' the wall.
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T MENTION THAT LITTLE HICCUP! and i call you my friend Huh!
I is your friend. I bailed you out when you was arrested. Sixteen times. An' I gave you a lift home from the skykiatrik hostipal. And I cut the harms offa that straitjacket that time. Not to mention how I pashently convinsded you that soap an' water woodent hurt.
Dont you use dirty four letter words to me young lady,, the S word is horrible, and only smelly people has to use it, and i smell nice in a funny kind of way, like sweets and pickled onions mmmm, with just a delicate hint of stale biscuits mmmm....
But that's only after several dunkings, Mikey. Now, I know it's cold in Wales, but you really hafta have the odd dip. Now you is wearin' fishes teefs, the aroma makes me stay away in droves.
Clean as the popes jokes I am, what you sayin Dezzie, I baff an brush me teefs every day i do, an a dunkin once a month whether i needs it or not, me hairs self cleanin, Teflon coated it is,,,now Mrs lets look at you,,,Whens the lass time you put a rake through though's curly locks of yours, i got a weed thrasher if that helps?
Oh an where you been? cuz your tea's cold again?
I been at work and resting on the Sabbath, if you must know. Hey, I was given my holidays that I applied for, and starting Monday I have two weeks off! I am overjoyed! I go to Brisbane to visit my granddaughters next week for two days. I don't feel much like the trip, but it will be lovely to see them again.
You is a lucky gurl indeed, i now that you will have a fantastic time:O)
I will if you can lend me a fiver. Petrol costs a lot these days.
Thats $7.58 now if you had asked earlier i could have got it to you in time, now tiz impossible....
Well, you could still send it an' it could be like a reimbursement. You could. Unless you is bein' frugal, that is. Is you bein frugal, Mikey? Hmm? While your frens carnt see theys fambly?
Me? Frugal? Never, juss pass on your posting details and i,ll airmail you a fiver now,,this minute,,,straight away,,,in a minute...promise!
I don't like to give out my address to strange men. None stranger than Mikey! Oh - did I say that out loud? Sorry. No, you may deposit it straight into the oil company an tellum it's for the stick lady. They knows me.
( Sharp intake of breath ) Sorry just wont cut it, i,m hurt, really, I ironed the fiver ready, neat n crisp it was/ nay is, but now you aint getting it, Strange indeed, I dont boil rabbits or nothing, i just have a funny sense of humour, But you gone an said it now so!!!
Well, I allus fought you was genreuss. Well, I guess that's that, then. I guess I'm walkin' the several hundred kilometres. An me wiffa bad ticker. An alleye meant wazzat you is strangely attractive, an this is how you fanks me. *sniffle*
No gud sniffling now izzit you sedit hand naw hime upset, just dunno wat will make me feel better,,bar chocolate,,,see what you done naw,,itz hall yoo's fult .
You has very tender sensibilities, Mikey, like a gurl. Tha's alleye c'n say. Here! Alleye gottiz chocolate mousse. Eat it. Take the food outa my own mouf jus' to make you feel betterer.
I is sorry.
Right i feel betterer now, even though you did have two have a dig at my gender, And i,ll tell you this for nothing i is a mail full hot headed hot blooded mail...
I knows this, butchoo sulks like a gurl, an' eye for won has already forgived you for not givin' me some urgently needed dosh. No, I has a valuble wot I will sell to feed mai poor starbin' fambly.
Not really, i don't sulk, i don't hold grudges, i don't lend money cuz ere in England, the trading standards really dont like loan sharks, and give a phone number out on da telly to report um, so now i,ll have to turn to my reserved occupation.
Do you really have to ask, I use to Write for caged bird magazines,,,,dont you dare laff,,,,its true,,I was thinking of doing some more writing, if not writing, returning to my art, i have always painted, well until my accident, which smashed my mind and body, maybe its time to knock the dust of my brushes and paints and start again, i donated all my paintings to a friend who had a disabled daughter, he needed funds raising for a electric wheelchair, he had a auction at his home an sold every last one of the 20+ paintings i had gave him, plus other items, happily his daughter got her wheelchair....so!!! i dont really know what i should do next, what do you think dezzie?