Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
You bin peerin in my winders AGAIN! I tole you to stop!
I like to look in now n then juss two cheque that yew is ok, sat there darnin ya socks i didnt want two disturb yew....looked so peaceful there..
Ah, yes - socks. I guess they does look like socks. Huntil you sees the toenails...
That wasn't the colour of your feets was it,,,,NO,,,surely,,,have you had the water turned off?
Water? Inside a house? Oh, you ARE funny, Mikey! Thissiz Australia! No runnin' water here. Juss kanga-flippin'-roos.
We got running water, lectrik , sueridge, all mod cons,,we is lucky here in UKland..
Well, we is the end of the earth here. Our only mod cons heve recently been released from prison.
Its a funny old thing init, nearly all my friends want to go to live in Oztralia for one reason or another, while i wouldn't mind poppin over to have a picnic on hairy rocks cuz that place looks magical to me...
If you mean Uluru, I agree. I've never been there, but it's pretty, I believe. However, you'll get heat stroke by day, and freeze to death at night.
Oh i,ll take a picnic blanket then :O)
LOL! I think you'd have a wow of a time, but you'd need a lot of money. Australia is expensive, particularly places that involve tourism.
Thats OK, We Brits can survive on the bare minimum, they've been making us live like that for years here...
Can you save for a trip?
Well Yeah,,,,As long as we dont eat for a week or two,, or just stick to salads n water, maybe a little home made bread nothing too rich as we are not use to it,,it'll give us the squirts see!!!!
YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT THE SITUATION IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS, TOO. Oops. Capslock. I'm too lazy to retype, so I'll just shout at you.
Perhaps you could rob a bank.
That sounds like a possibility,,,bank job,,,got a nice ring to it!!
There's a great British tradition of quite successful ones, too.
You could dig a tunnel under one an' up frew the floor. They'd never 'spect that.
Yes yes yes!! well i,m off to Manchester today just to have a look around, lots of piggy banks there i,ll be spoilt for choice :O)
Don't menshun my name to hennyone in case you is cort.
OK, I inner a grass Mrs,,,,do you think i should do Armed,,,or After hours????
Well, you HAS to use yer harms, so I fink thassa bit ovva silly queskion. Harfter hours makes it a bit harder to get in, dunnit? Don't they lock they's frunt doors? Nah, you'll 'ave to dig. No uvver option. Gotta dog? you could jus' keep buryin' a bone an' 'e could do alla work. Course, you'll 'ave to take the dirt out in yer pockets. I fink it's tradishun. Hin yore case, you could fit rarver a lot hunder yer fingernails an' behine yer hears hif you wash first.
Well, Manchester! what a city,,,what a place, I didnt like Manchester as all the banks where boarded up, not a all crook friendly,, hows you spose to make a livin livin there i ask you????
Why Manchester, anyway?
To be perfectly honest a old friend of mine asked me to go with him as his mother has past away and he is left to sort through the house sorting her things out etc, so hopefully thats what we done yesterday, he only wanted a couple of sentimental objects the rest he is having someone to do a house clearance,,sad really, someone's whole life in a few cardboard boxes O(