Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
When I get up I will. I promises.
Now im a feelin better mmmm,,,bacon butty !!
I had the biggest mango in the world. Must have weighed a kilo, no exaggeration. An R2E2, which you have to eat a bit green to enjoy. And a banana. I can hardly breathe, I'm so full, but I'll be starving in a couple of hours. I'm just bursting with righteous goodness, while you're drifting away on a raft of delicious fat. *sigh*
Oh you have a lovely way with words Dezzmerellda, Drifting away on a raft of delicious fat? now you know i had to throw my last bacon butty away after that dont you?
Yeah, but I saw you slip out to the bin an' dust it off for elevenses.
????????????????NO???????????? Errrrrrrr,,,I was just checking that it was still there, thats all, I didn't eat it, cuz when i licked it, it had fag ash on it and cold beans from somewhere, and you know i dont like cold bean juice dont you Hummm!
Watermelon, mango and lychees for breakfast. Hey, I have to be up at a horrible time tomorrow. I have to be in another town by 7am for a blood test for the CHIP program. After that, we get a free healthy breakfast (it's a fasting blood test), and then I have to get back in time for a meeting at 9am. The town is about 45 minutes away. This is not my idea of fun, but I will enjoy the breakfast. Not my idea of a sociable meal, though. Not after being up at 4:30am. (Gotta wash my hair.)
Life saver that watermelon then dezzie, sounds a stinker of a day,,just as well they pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars a week then, makes it all worth while dunit :O)
You bin peerin' at my PAYSLIP now!!!! Sheesh! You is very snoopy, you know? I'm gunna do sumfin' 'orrible to you if you keeps peerin' an' snoopin'!
Cant help it,, its a natural hinstinckt , you now's like a manimal hinstinckt ...
Hmmm...I noticed the stinck bit before. Mebbee you is tellin' the troof. There's a firs time for ebbyting.
Hey listen ere, I no's wot soap is,,,its the stuff that you take from hotel wc's smells like flowers it do, i just canna take to the taste ov it!
Buchoo eats in ennyway, I've heard!
YOU SAID YOU WOODN'T MENCHON THAT? HUH!!
I 'ad me fingers crossed.
Tell you now, I woodn't want yoo four a henemy ...
I hain' got no hemenees. They all seems to VERY MYSTERIOUSLY go missin'. I guess the gods of sharp sticks an' concrete smile on me.
Yeah, I hear you send them snorkeling without the snorkel and lead flippers???
Peeple wot hears things might be in for a dip theyselves, if you get my drift, no pun intended.
Huh,,Friend indeed... I member when you woz nice n polite, last week or sumfink it was...
You imagines things. Sumtimes I has control, but NEVER ham I polite (spits on ground)...
sometimes i does imagine things, butt this was truth you was nice as apple pie once upon a time, then howt of nowhere came the pointy stick,,,I hasks meself why you does it cuz its juss has easy two bee nice as nasty......
IZZIT?! Heye never noticed.
No i knows you dont,,see, look at me,,,look,, see im, niceness,,,now look at youselfs holding a pointy stick in one hand an a bowl of soop in the other,,now thats nastyness...