Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
If you haddent metioned the wheelbarrow, you woodent ha' broken me heart.
I never broked it,,you said it wasn't ticking fast enough before...
OOOH! You hits below the belt, donchoo?! Makin' mock ovva sick woman, you is. I've half a mind to wallop you.
Here,,,I,ll stand a bit closer,,,can you reach now :O)
There! Learned your lesson, sonny Jim?
Oooh gosh! Look at him vibrate!
You saw nuffink! Back away now, and no-one gets hurt!
Your four the high jump now Missy, Ma said no one touches her boy,,She's absolutely fuming,,,,said she's gonna have words with you :O(
I've got my crash helmet on and will be interested to watch this (from a point of safety under the coal bunker). Should be better than Mick McManus vs Giant Haystacks!
ARE YOU RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!!
You know my Uncle Mick and Uncle Haystacks? Well, if it's RRRRRUMBLIN' you want...
More of a steady rattle really dezzie at my age :O)
Hmm. Mine is a steady creak.
Little bit of penetrating oil you needs dezzie gurl , juss to limber you hup a bit :O)
A good greasin' like a slippery pig. Suits me.
Yeah,,you'd be running around for them poor smelly old men twice as fast,,they'd be grateful, and the benefit of it would be if they tried to catch you it would be near on impossible :O)
I have had a few gunning for me in my time, and that's the truth! The average age is 24 - 45, though. Not old.
Oh,,,so they are not that old,,, But they still smell yeah...
Well, that depends on your point of view, duzzen't it?
NO,,you dont view a smell,,,you smells a smell with your nostrils not your eyes?
You Pomgolians are built funny, haren'choo?
And that comes from a Oztralian ?????
Kerekt. We is perfeck specimens of hooman beans - tall an' bronzed, wif rakish smiles.
Ha ha,,,and you fourgotted to mention sense of humour ,,,