Well i think so, you could become famous, ive seen it before, fame for a day then tomorrows chip papers :O)
Well, it would be good to get SOMEthin' on.
Honest i didn't notice as i is a gentleman as true as im riding Mario's bike!!
Hmmm. Good. Or I'd hafta report you like the uther men in the raincoats.
No see,,,My back is turned,,,,a bit, sort of,,!!
Now I yam fully cloved an' back to meselluf.
Like a magicians trick that dezzie, so fast, are you use to taking your cloths on an off fast like that? Huh!!
Rude, you is. I was posin' for photograffers oo said they'd make me faymuss.
Said they might make you fayemuss (and you missed the E out of fayemuss)
I'd like to put that eppisode ov my life behind me, hiff you duzzen't mind. Shameful, 'ow I woz treated. You musta hegged 'em on some'ow, i knows it.
Na, i is hinnercent of any thing like wot you is sayin, told you befour i is reformed, like a piece of processed meat, totally reformed :O)
Yew c'n never reform. You is bad to the bone. I seen you pushin' ol' ladies inna river! Okay, it was yer Ma, but it still counts!
How dare yoo say such a thing, i was hinnersantly washing her feets cuz she suffers from chinky toe rot,,now say sorry,,,go on,,,,say it,,,,am waiting,,,,,,??
I WILL say sorry. Oh, yess, I WILL. Juss as soon as you gets her OUT.
She's avin a soak,,takes a day or too for the scabs to float away...
You got 'er soakin' wif non-union ruffians??!! Oh, you is wikked, an' no mistake!
OK she's out, just rubbing the cart grease on now,,,,Ma,,Ma,,you missed some,,there,there,,just below you knee just where that leech is havin a feed....
Suicidal leech. An' get 'er dried an' comb 'er 'air. I dobbed you in to the welfare an' they's on they's way right now. She'll be inna home by daybreak.
She wonna go in a home, tried before, as soon as she starts stealing the inmates teefs they want her out...
An' wif all that grease, she'll be slippery as a pig to catch.
Like tryin to hold an eel between your knees she is :O(
Never tried that. Do you do it often? Is it a Pomgolian tradition or sumfin'? No wonder you lot always looks depressed if that's all you c'n do for fun.
Well yes, national pass time, that and hide the leek, spot the sheep, and all sorts of magical games, A favorite of mine is hide the sausage ...
The hother favourite is bein' rude, hizzent it? Tsk! You go wash your mouf out wif soap this minnit, Mikey! I'm tellin yer Ma!