Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
I am the worst liar in the world but I spin some pretty good stories!
Don't sell yourself down, Chris - you're quite a good liar really, apart from when you are trying to claim my title. And pay no attention to these antipodean claims- they are all lacking in foundation.
Never understood what quarrel the Aussies have with the Podeans to make them so antipodean. Perhaps they shake their pointy sticks at them and serve them soup??
Oh, no! Jimbo is well enough to give cheek! Come here and say that, Pomgolian! As for you, Cris - well, don't get me started on the Septics!
I found where you got your original idea for that pointy stick.
This photo is from OZ! partner in crime all these years?
That's where I buy them. We all have them in the Antipodes. By the way, I'd remove that link after a few weeks.
And send them an invite.
I found that link looking through Google Images for "Pointy Stick". Do you know how many walking sticks I had to look at to come up with this photo of pointy ones?
Besides, Berkeley is your supplier and fellow antipodean neighbor so just ask her to join. :)
This business about sharpening sticks... I don't see the point.
Ah, they never do, Friar Tuck...until it's too late. But they always GET the point.
I don't know where she is. And I am persona non gratis at the other place. I'm so sweet, I know you will all find that unbelievable. *shrugs shoulders resignedly, and jabs Cris under the ribs with her sharpened elbows*
I'm not welcome there either. I invited too many already.
When you give someone a poke on Facebook, I'll bet they get the point!
Dezzy's soup is an old family recipe handed down from anthropodes. Evidence is still being excavated.
My soup doesn't last long enough to be excavated.
again with the soup? I'm always getting so hungry when talking about dezzie's soup :D
I'm sorry, Gerben, but they love it, and I can't stop them talking about it. You and I know they should get out more.
I would get out if there weren't the threat of stalkers with pointy sticks.It's not easy living the life of a celebrity.
the threat of pointy sticked stalkers worries me too. However I recently bought some nice add-ons to bleep myself to the other end of the world when encountering a pointy sticked person
Uh-oh! Another one couldn't take the stress of competition and has lapsed into la-la land.
La-la-land sounds so antipodean.
It's all very well being antipodean, but I bet no-one can tell me where Podean is.
Well, the Podes are whatever is on the diametric line through the earth's core to the antipodes. In fact, Australia's antipodes is the Atlantic ocean, but the poor blind English are convinced it's them. Never mind, I guess it's the lack of sunshine. Affects the eyes. As for you, Captain America, you couldn't tell an antipodean from an Englishman. Except for the paleness! LOL
Dear me, I guess it's the Australian beer and all that heat... I don't know any English people who are convinced they are the Atlantic ocean. LOL
That's only because they are stubborn and won't be told. Unlike the retiring, shy flowers of the Pacific.
Knowing that the flowers of the Pacific are shy and retiring is most helpful - I can reclaim my title as last one to post!