Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
You mean you're not making a statement? Okay, I'll make one: I'm the winner!
You don't think my outfit makes a statement? You disappoint me! And I had my hair done and everything!
Well, I do applaud the outfit and the bouffon. But I'm still the winner.
Okay, then. You win best outfit. Sheesh!
Sheesh? Is that a designer label?
If you had impeccable taste, you would know. And only the hoi poloi wear designer labels. We in the upper echelon wear bespoke.
Umm... it's hoi polloi, not hoi poloi. The latter would presumably be everyday polo players. I rest my case.
How can I neglect the spelling bee champion? Especially when he thinks he has won? :) I'm ba-a-ack!
So am I!
You're not back in the correct manner. Only I know the correct manner.
But I come from the correct manor.