Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
My grandsons father is a Accountant and he has something wrong with him ??
Absolutely. Take the child and flee with him before it's too late! He may follow suit!
He also is a website designer, a degree in computing, Do you know what i think,,,,,,,,No, right i,ll tell you, I believe they is a weird bunch cuz they got too much brain pushed in-between their ears,,,thats what causes it :O)
No. Thay is just boring. An' so is geeks. An' I'm sorry, but yours is, too. If you wanna make hexcuses, well, he's your fambly...
BUT THERE IS SUMFIN' WRONG WIF HIM!
I,m not sayin there inner, but its knot his fult iz it, its in his genes to be a nerd..
An' natcherly, he's gunna be rich, 'cause he has sumfin' wrong in the best way. Now me - I yam jus about perfeck. An' look at me - poor as a church mouse, me. There hain't no justice.
Ha, Well i still has some of me milyons left from sxc Whooops, champion,,champion,,sorry Dezzie,
You is beginnin' to look like that slimey what's 'is name from there. I might go to bed soon. Under me cold doona an' threadbare trackies. Sniff...
Mr Slimes, from slimesville Canada? Well wrap up warm and leave your socks on, i feel so sorry for you dezzie, im a gonna start a raffle or sumfink off for you, juss two get yoo a nice nightie or scarf or both see how kind i ham :O)
Why im so kind i suprise meselfs...
You c'n die from too many surprises, you know. If I hevva gets the nightie or scarf - an pertikilly bofe - I might die on the spot. Woman my age.
Yeah, slimesville. That's the place. Poor Canadadians...
Well you canna do that dyin thing can ya, as it aint a sirprize iz it, b'cuz i told ya aint eye,
Oh you know Slimesville do yoo, its right next to Wankeridge :O)
Mr Slimes must be torn between where to live.
Well i thinks he slides between the two meselfs like a slug
Oh, much slipperier than a slug. Slugs is nice in comparison.
Yeah, i didn't mean two hupset any slugs reading this, slugs are nice, well snails are with a little champaign :O)
URRGH! Lips that touch creeping things will never touch mine! (Admit it, you're relieved, aincha?)
Dezzie, calm yourself women, eye honly tried um once and it took me a hour an a half to get the bugger out his shell, i nearly starved to death, i complained and they swapped my meal for something else that didn't move when i tried to stick da fork init, think it was frogs legs in a basket...
It's the oddest thing, Mikey. I've gone right off you. Can't really tell why.
Here, try these pickled lambs eyes mmmm, a borderland delicacy, healthy eating for you...@@ Baaaa! Baaaa!
Do you eat 'em?
Yeah, chew um untill they pop ,,,mmmm!
You are digustipatin'.
And i saved one four yoo two, well thats the last tyme eye do that :O(