Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
You inspired me to read back over old posts. I got to about 600 and I have to stop. Yes, funny in places. But if I published, they'd cart Mikey away. Lock him up for good, they would...
Oh, alright then.
And what have i done to you little miss brown eyes pick the pie's NOTHING thats what, i been out all day mindin me own business switch me pewter on and what do i see,,,,,,Dezzie havin a dig,,,WHY,,,WHY,,,why...
'Cause. Thas all. Jus 'cause. You knows I gots to has someone to pick on. It's my nature, Mikey. An' you can't change nature now, can you? Why no! Of course not! You has a big hollow head. I has meanness and wikkidness to the bone. It's all in the cards we been dealt. But I knows how to cheat...
OK then, lets change the subjeckt miss meeny , i just add a boiled hegg an it was nice n full ov gudnuss..
I jus had two begematarian fake chicken schnitzels, a havocado, a fried tomato, an' a fried bun. I was so hungry. I only had a small sald for lunch and no breakfast. I have had a terrible day at work today. I am exhausted and worried, and I really need a holiday. I'm off to Brisbane again next week for another diploma workshop.
Sounds like a nice tea dezzie, you worry too much gurl, wot appens, appens, wot dont , dont, its all written in the stars, you do your best, you give everthing you got, you are dedicated, what more can you give, if i was yoo dezzie i would not worry because at the end of the day yoo know you have given 100%
But the world wants 110%! LOL No, it's okay. I still have things to do, but having new workers is very time-consuming, plus the clients have managed to chuck a few dramas - I was late getting away this afternoon because of one who really needed a good slapping. Sadly, I am not allowed to do that.
See, you need how to kick someone under the table without moving, claim overtime , money money money makes the world go around :O)
In my line of work, no such thing as overtime. We only got an award in 2000.
An award for what, the most diploma's ??
Don't you call them awards in your country? The laws govening employment in a given type of work.
Dont get technical with me young lady :O)
Well, do you?
Yes, Dippyploma's for blonds, i have a diploma in Hinglish, maffs, woodwurk , wots yours in??
Do you call the laws govening employment in specified areas of work "awards". You know, pay levels, conditions, etc?
Take a look at this might help, cuz between you and me as soon as you used that dirty four letter word ** LAWS** i lost the plot...
This is a link to a sample page of ours - an award for each area of work, with pay rates, conditions, etc. There are general laws for all jobs like the ones in your above link - anti-discrimination, etc - but the awards cover all the specifics as well. For some reason, I thought Britain would have something similar.
By the way, I'M BACK!!! Where's the cake?
Crumbs,,,Errrr, cake.......it was me favourite, and i got caryied away while Wotching home n away , I,ll get another sorry Dezzie, Where yoo bean hanyway, its bean as quite ere as a disco in a convent :O(
I been at a workshop. Lernin' 'n stuff. Mostly stuff.
Workshop, mmmm, is that like the olde English Workhouse, mussbe, times is hard here two, Im havin two sell me kidney to pay the gas bill...
You call that a kidney? THIS is a kidney!
Felt like a workhouse...
Did they feed you and give you tea and biscuits at the workhouse, Thats one hugly piece of artwork aint it, artwork should bee beautiful to look at :O)
Well, yerss...They gave me this amazing smoked salmon salad. I don't usually like smoked salmon - I like fresh or tinned - but this was really delicious. And there was stacks of it. In fact, I took the leftovers back to the motel and made a sandwich for tea. Last time, there was nothing I could eat, so they made up for it this time!
We were studying budgets, and the various rivetting kinds of budgets. I haven't absorbed much, so I have reading to do, then assignments. We completed a lot of them there - well, they have to be written up yet - so there are only two major ones. People who study accounting and enjoy it have something wrong with them.