Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Don't crucify yourself over it gal, it were an accident. If it were me legs it would have been serious.
Exactly how serious ARE your legs?
They prevent me from bumming around.
Come on, keep up, what did you expect; Shakespeare ?
I tole you b'four - I'm NOT flippin' Shakespeare! I juss has facial hair.
Something's rotten in the State of Denmark
or so I've heard
If that pointy stick thing you're shaking around isn't a spear wot is it ? There is plentyof hubble bubble in that toxic soup as well.
Well, according to all reports I left it in Denmark. Wondered where it got to.
The pointy thing wot I'm shakin' izza STICK! It's just a pity there wozzent a Shakestick, hey?
I thought it was a knitting needle?
Prizey is always hungry and thinks Shakestick is a new snack
where can I buy some?
You can buy one from grandfather. Right after he removes it from between his eyes. I don't think he'll charge much.
That's why I love you so much Dez, you're so dogon freindly. Pass me the soup, I just as well make a good job of it . Oh no ! looks like the prize has eaten it, QUICK !! Medic.
The prize is used to my soup. That's all I ever feed him. Nutritious and delicious, like I keep saying. You want some?
yes at least it will keep me warm
(first time in three days that I am able to post here on rgb)
Have you had computer problems or have you been sick, Christine? Either way, your problems will vanish with a steaming cup of fresh soup. Now, where did I put my recipe...?
no computer problems and no health problems yet
but the site just would not let me post here
soup is always welcome!!
now where is Prize?
You didn't put him in soup Dez?
Oh, is that the time? *walks away quickly, then breaks into a run*
well after washing and drying and ironing Prize
he is presentable again
he is also of your soup Dez
Do you mean he's off my soup permanently? No way. Puts hair on his chest, it does. How do you think he learned to swim?
Hairy chests went out of fashion twenty years ago!
Modern men shaves themselves all over nowadays
(even down there)
I don't like it. Makes 'em too slippery to catch.
Well, I'd invite you over for a bowl of steaming soup, but it's far too hot. I'll just have to offer you some xmas nibblies and a cool drink! And declare myself the winner!
has anyone seen Prize?
Yes. He's been a very naughty boy. He's sulking. Just because I caged him.
Meyn prizzy juss god in frmmm newers prty. Hppnew-er hic . :0)