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Last One To Post on RGBstock Wins
1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
5452. xymonau25 August 2015, 12:11 GMT +02:00
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they showed me the dispatches. It seems I am the winner because I have managed to be last. You may bask in my reflected glory if you wish, but you must wear sunglasses. They will protect your eyes and make you look cool. Losers need more cool.
5455. micromoth25 August 2015, 18:47 GMT +02:00
Thank you for joining in my celebration - I'm the winner!
5456. xymonau26 August 2015, 11:41 GMT +02:00
You WERE the winner, that is true, but the victory was so short-lived that it barely deserves a mention. Now, the ice, please? *bats eyelashes*
5457. micromoth26 August 2015, 18:34 GMT +02:00
You're welcome to some ice, but what did you do to those poor bats?
5458. xymonau26 August 2015, 19:21 GMT +02:00
Heard of "eye of newt"? Well, this is "eyelash of bat".
5459. micromoth26 August 2015, 23:37 GMT +02:00
You mean you've given the bats mascara? What a black day!
5460. xymonau27 August 2015, 4:51 GMT +02:00
True. They can't seem to get the little wand back in the container without getting it everywhere. They wanted lipstick as well, but I put my foot down.
5462. xymonau27 August 2015, 17:25 GMT +02:00
Or the bats, but that's the price of winning. We winners are philosophical.
5463. micromoth28 August 2015, 0:12 GMT +02:00
You've won some bats? How wonderful for you! Meanwhile, I win the Prize.
5464. xymonau28 August 2015, 6:23 GMT +02:00
...only to have it snatched away cruelly by the hand of fate which just happens to be attached to my arm.
5465. micromoth29 August 2015, 10:53 GMT +02:00
Goodness! Having an extra hand must make it tricky brushing your teeth.
5466. xymonau29 August 2015, 15:12 GMT +02:00
What is this "brushing your teeth" of which you speak? I do not want to brush your teeth.
5467. micromoth30 August 2015, 8:14 GMT +02:00
I said *your* teeth, not mine. Anyway, I'm still the winner.
5468. xymonau30 August 2015, 19:19 GMT +02:00
That's right, and I don't want to brush your teeth. Even if you do falsely claim winnership. No, that honour is mine. *smiles kindly and does a beauty queen wave to fans"
5470. xymonau31 August 2015, 18:05 GMT +02:00
Oh. tee hee! Come now, I'm not all that majestic. I guess we winners are a bit.
5473. micromoth1 September 2015, 20:16 GMT +02:00
I would have expected nothing less from an antidisestablishmentarianist. But I'm still the winner.
