Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Just be gateful they haven't yet invented a nitwit eradicator orI'd be the last man standing.
Is that a garden gateful? Lol!
You mock my finger impediment again, mothface, and I'll show you what we do to mockmakers in the Antipodes.
I never mock anyone - just some gentle fun. But I'm intrigued to know what they do to mockmakers in the Antipodes?
The prize, who also occasionally indulges in some fun, is likewise anxious to know. He's already vowed never to visit the Other Side again!
They make them taste her soup for mockery. That's just hearsay as no one has survived to tell the story.
That wouldn't be mockturtle soup would it?
Very well may be. Her grocery store is stocked like an apothecary.
Very thcary to losers.
As the three ladies of Endor might have said,
Eye of newt
And lizard's claw,
Half an hour
At regulo four!
... in the microwave?
Oh, I'm glad someone sane has arrived! Macromouth wouldn't know the difference between stovetop or microwave. Naturally, as a modern woman, I make my eye of newt broth in the microwave. Much more efficient. And those other witches - they were no ladies - stole my recipe!
But its potency
Cannot be saved
If it has
Then you won't mind taking a spoonful?
Gee, that's awfully kind, but I just had some soup, thanks. ;-)
That nose nearly stabbed me in the eye!
well I did it
I tasted the soup
Looking Like Old Tree Python? Probably not. What does LLOTP mean?
It means 'Loved Licking Off The Plate"
Must have really liked it. Dez has a thumbs up critic and a four star rated cauldron.
Gee... I wonder what he ate beforehand?
Four bottles of Mylanta. Someone should maybe check up on him. I believe her soup is stronger than stomach acid.
Lost Last One To Post? Well, you're not alone there, my friend. Look at all these sad-faced men. Afraid to eat perfectly nourishing food, and unable to win against the Antipodean Amazon!
Hmm.. Antipodean Amazon... that's an interesting geographical concept. That Mylanta sure has some odd side-effects!
oh you dummies!
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