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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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@2018 Dear me, Dez, that's not very nice to puncture the tyres of my neighbour's car. Even if it does look like mine. You had better be careful - he doesn't like soup either!
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You're telling fibs to save face. You're just trying to impress Groningen - who appears to be barking mad at this point. No, I've got you, little insect man. BON APPETIT!
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*woof,woof,wafwaf,woohooohoof*
[Dez soup' longterm effects are not so good it seems]
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Hmmm...the last woman who ate my soup turned blue and definitely dog-like. I'd say this confirms the theory. As long as there are no evil laffs, I will breathe easy.
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That reminds me of the one about the chap who said he used to think he was a wolfman but he's alright noooooooowwwwwww!
@2019 Dear me, more hallucinatory effects of imbibing noxious substances! I'm happy to correct the record - you haven't got me, I'm not little (especially not after Christmas food!) and je suis indomitable, mon petit fleur.
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A little flour will thicken my soup, and thank you for that.
Invincible (me) beats indomitable, mon Anglais peu de rose.
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I don't think so... And the prize (still with me) agrees!
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8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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Hmm. It's time to have Gron speyed.
@2026 - Then I shall tell him.
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By the way, Cris is pretending to be having computer problems. He has really given up, knowing he can't win against someone of my incredible determination - matched only by my beauty and humility.
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@2029 I quite agree, Dez. Oh, by the way, in between watching Gron's antics, I was amazed to see a pig flying by.
I suspect Cris has gone to get some stronger tranquilizers...
:-)
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...for you, since you're hallucinating those pigs again.
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Well, it's true I might need some tranquilizers. It's that comment about humility wot done it.
Cris! Any spare tranquilizers? No? You need them all? Quite understandable in the circumstances...
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Wot you are going to need is morphine, for the hurting that is going to start if you don't return my prize immediately.
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Got to catch me first! And that's much more difficult than most people can believe! And the prize enjoys his freedom too. Now, don't be too upset. You played a good game, but in the end, well, age and experience tells...
:)
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ah thank you who-ever it was that gave me a dose of medication
I feel a totally new person; except for the dirt under my fingernails and foul breath :O
okay, back in competition Grunn (not Gron) snatches the Prize away from micromoth
come and get it!!
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunn
;-)
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@2035 I see that according to Wikipedia, a "Groen Transfer" in shopping mall design is the moment when consumers respond to "scripted disorientation" cues in the environment. Anything to do with you? I guess it must be, as you're disoriented about the location of the prize. He's with me.
;-)
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I knew Groningen was a city, but are you the beer or the magazine?
Here is the real Gruen Transfer - now with added Gooditives:
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/
While you were being a smarty pants and waving wikis about, the prize phoned me and begged to come home. I collected him from your place, and he is now warm and safe with his mumsy. He is scared of men who look hairy and toothsome, so Grunn doesn't have a chance, either.
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We bin wonderin bout you. You doesn't win, but you is missed.
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beer...I'm beer...*hips*
why is that cross-eyed cat sitting in a bin?