Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
This year, the prize will be attending the annual cilantro festival with me. Our soft shell carne asada tacos await!
@2106 He was spotted around this region. nnaloo in WA, and East Intercourse Island near Dampier. Bum Bum Creek, on the New England Highway – and Buggery Hut, not far from where the Murrumbidgee joins the Murray.
@2110: being Dutch I can safely ignore UK laws :D
@2115: have yo been eating Dez' soup?
Those are places in Oz!
Her soup makes the yellow-green numbers on my watch glow brightly. No spoon has yet been devised from a material able to lift it from the bowl. I'll wait on the soup for now. At least until I see the secret recipe.
Well, you got the highway right, but you didn't tell me where it is. So, no prize for you! Your need to find rude names is worrying. Perhaps you've been smoking that cilantro? And you have two whole towns named Intercourse in the US. Naturally, the word is not vulgar. It means communication.
As for buggery, while its primary meaning is not nice, in this country if we tell you to go to buggery, we are telling you vehemently to go away. And if we say, "Bugger me!" we are merely expressing astonishment.
Educating those unlucky enough not to have been born in the Commonwealth is a tedious task. But you lot keep breeding!
That was the best description I could find on the internet. I had to wade through all the Bum Bum Creek roads in Connecticut and Florida to find that. I don't have a need for rude names as much as Oz has a need to put them on the map. :)
Must admit I had never heard about the bugger exclamation although it was used here to describe kids who are pestering. The little buggers... The video was educational.
The prize is probably no longer on Bum Bum or anywhere else on your floating continent. I expect a call or knock on the door anytime now.
The Mormons won't know where he is, so that won't help you.
The continent is not afloat. Merely the population. We're just doing it for attention.
I am in the house in the back so they don't bother me here.
You can call it the back house or the Outback but don't call it the out house. That would insult the prize. Charley knows what I'm talking about.
You've never met Prince Charles. Don't lie.
I felt so guilty of traumatizing the Prize
that I've paid his therapy
and guess what?
He's completely cured of his fear for highs!
I've promised him that I will never scare him again
The Prize loves my soup :D
Ha! You can buy his affection for a time, but he always comes back to his mumsy, because he loves her, and he knows he belongs here, in the cyclone, fire and flood-battered Antipodes.
the Prize was afraid of highs
but doesn't mind storm, flames and *gulp* water?
I do not believe that
*shakes head firmly*
And you do not believe in me winning, but you're wrong about that, too.
aren't you supposed to be in bed, Antipode?
It's daytime here so it must be night over there
But here we have daytime. Also I soon have to go to work, I will annouce my winning. I've spoken to pricy, we love each other and the climate here is just that what he is searching for... I won't show him Groningen it's not too far away...
It is nearing my bedtime, but only about 10pm here. I am old, but I go to bed later than 6pm. Do not believe the little prize, Gesine. He will break your heart, poor girl. He wants only me...
Sounds like a bedtime story! Lol! No, no, the prize is destined for me.
It wants me me and only me!
O solo Mio!
The prize has fled in shock, covering his ears. I've offered him some ear-muffs, which he has gladly accepted, and he is now hiding down the back of my sofa, where he feels safe and reasonably soundproofed.
I've discovered the "hitch" in this topic
look at the title: The last one to post on rgbstock
that is the whole website
not just this topic
thus I am the Winner
nice try. :P
@2132 - I can speak Dutch. You have a pain in your tum-tum because you're on your own, and you want your Nanna and your Dada. Right? Naturally, I am.
@2133 - The prize is hiding under your backside? Really? The one attached to you? Have you checked that he's still alive? And uncontaminated?
Kray! So nice to see a real gentleman around here.