Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Na, mind you i only give her her teeth on a friday now simply becuz she made a horrible mess of the table legs,, Gnarled away at um like a termite she did ..
I hear her gums is like razors an' she don't need teefs.
Well she fetched blood once when the postman walked in the garden, gummed hold of his ankle,,I could hear bones cracking :O)
At least you woodent have had to feed her that week.
Oh no er's always hungry,,but i did warn er bout eating out the dog bowl, "WORMS" i shouted but does er listen no,,,so i thunk Er's all wormed up like our fido :O)
Epsom salts an' plaster of paris. Works every time.
Does it really,,,i got Epsom salts do you think polly filler will work :O)
Anyfing wot sets like conkreet. Hey presto! Corse, it does have some unpleasant side effects...
Side effects? Ma likes side effects, I'll get mixing :O)
My mother used to tell me that that was what they used to kill cockroaches when she was young - icing sugar mixed with plaster of paris. She said it worked well. Perhaps your Ma shouldn't have it, Mikey. Or it'll be the slammer for you this time. Remember what the judge said?
Well,,,juss as wel you toll me that, Cuz she aint got Cockroaches hers got worms.
Perhaps you could sell her to a nursery?
Think i could sell her to a Fishing club her's got that many worms :O)
Anthelmintics is wotchoo needs.
Who said what, where BIG WURDS :O( ? thanks be to GooGle ....
That was a word I learned early in my nursing career. And it stayed with me. Sounds far too impressive to be worm medication.
Itchy bum cure sounds nice in laymans terms dont it :) my smilies dont work here its really sad :O(
If I bends my neck, I sees 'em.
Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa,,then you blame me for a sore neck and poke me with a pointy stick .... :O)
You're not half as silly as you looks, Welshman!
No i izzent silly, juss a little backward at coming forward so Ma sez :O)
You has NEVER been backward in that! Yor Ma needs more of them sensibble pils, I reckon. Cause she hain't.
Well she takes way too many pills, i toll her to stop taking the water tablets and laxatives and juss take the ones for her Halitosis as her breathed on the dog the other day an upset him for days :O(
Does Welsh peeples get theys water in pills, izzit?