Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Yeah, My full name is Michael Luckybag-wade but my friends call me (*&^%$£"") for short .......
You have friends?
WELL, I use to know this person once, Eeerr, well i stood next to this person on a bus once for a while,,,,,,,,,,
That was me! And I'm still here today. You are a most lucky man. Even if you wear yer Mam's teefs.
Yeah Dezzie, Im thinking that your right? it was you, it was wasn't it? its all coming back to me now, the pointy stick, the way your graffiti resembles a rising moon over a purple sky, the way you head butted the driver when he asked you not to draw on the bus, Ah dezzie, that meens wev'e been friends for,,,,for,,,,nearly a whole week now...I told you Dezzie i only wear ma's teef on a sunday, you didn't have to bring that up, tiz embarrassing, one day I'll be able to hafford me own, and i tell you what, you'll be the first person I'll bite with um...
Embarrassing? You who wear Y-fronts are embarrassed by THAT?
Just a bit, if i wash my face you'll see i,m blushing see!
Mikey, you haven't touched water in years. Don't break the drought just to prove a point. I believes you.
Hinsults again,,,i,m used to um,,do you know some one asked if id go camping with um,,,when i askek um why, they said ,,,WELL you'll attract the flys and give us a rest from them...
Do you have many flies in Great Britain?
In the summer months we get a few, especially with me living in a agricultural area, you know,,,cow muck, etc etc, gets bad at times, but as the weather does not stay hot for long they soon disappear, Why do you want me to post you some Dezzie, cuz i will, anything for you, you knows that, I,ll start catching the bluebottles now... now wheres my old Y fronts.......
I really laughed hard at that!
We have flies of all breeds, and millions of them in summer. Pity they aren't edible - although most Australians will swallow a few accidentally in their lifetime. It's what makes us tall tanned and incredibly attractive. If you could see what's typing this, you'd laugh hard and all. Oh, I am tall.
No,,,i wouldn't laff, I'm not like that, I,m tall too in a round sort of way, I'm probably just as tall lying down as standing up,,,but who cares,,I don't.... :O)
You been eatin' flies, too?
One or two,,,nice with a salad,, mmmm...
I find I have to remove the bones. Far too crunchy. Like frogs.
..bet the bones make great pointy sticks!
Oh don't encourage Missy with pointy sticks, "FROGS" The buggers don't stay still long enough to get a fork in um do they....
They do if you use a dab of superglue as a garnish.
Ahh yeah,,,didn't think of that, bet they sell some superglue in france then, Think i,ll stick to me Fish N Chips salt N vinegar, brown sauce, bread N butter, cup of tea, and a bakewell tart mmmm,,,,
Nutritional value - zero; taste - divine!
I'm having leftover fish and chips tonight. I've already managed to burn it. Half a piece of barramundi in batter, a giant potato scallop, and about 12 chips. Too lazy to cook. I am hungry, so I'm off to have that now.
giant potato scallop..
never heard of such a creature :P
maybe you should try a humongous jackfruit squid. hehe. :)
I really want to taste jackfruit, but they're so expensive here. Perhaps I should reverse the title - scalloped potatoes - a large slice of potato dipped in batter and deep fried. My arteries harden at the mere thought. So take your squid, smarty pants, and pop him back in the ocean.
you should india or any of the SEAsian countries - pretty cheap around here.
...and yeah, I'm vegan, so I wouldn't mind tossing the lil squid back into the ocean, hope the little guy doesn't find another monster who wants to eat him :)