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1. xymonau12 June 2011, 4:11 GMT +02:00

New global plan to eliminate HIV infections among children launched at UN
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=38675&Cr=&Cr1=

Airline drops salads from Europe flights
http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/06/02/american.airlines.menu.change/

Seattle teen charged in groping string
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-teen-charged-in-groping-string-1413262.php

Charter Schools Tied to Turkey Grow in Texas
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/07/education/07charter.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss&src=ig

2. happyture12 June 2011, 11:56 GMT +02:00

A collection of British blunder headlines.

http://www.funny.co.uk/real-life/collection-of-funny-headlines/

3. xymonau12 June 2011, 13:55 GMT +02:00

ROFL! Lansing residents can drop off trees is one of my favourites!

4. micromoth13 June 2011, 22:59 GMT +02:00

I always liked the newspaper page with a headline at the top:

NATIONAL SHORTAGE OF EGGS!

and at the bottom:

PARLIAMENT HAS ALL-NIGHT SIT-IN.

5. xymonau14 June 2011, 10:33 GMT +02:00

LOL

6. xymonau16 June 2011, 14:53 GMT +02:00

Not a headline, but this page made me laugh a lot. I have to keep vigilant around my keys or they avoid me.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Where_are_my_keys?

7. xymonau18 June 2011, 12:29 GMT +02:00

One Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

Federal agents raid gunshop, find weapons

Police: Crack found in man's buttocks

Utah Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison

Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks

8. crisderaud27 January 2012, 21:40 GMT +01:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Awards

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was:

Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set.

The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?

$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

9. xymonau28 January 2012, 10:41 GMT +01:00

Unbelieveable! On both counts - her stupidity and the court's.

10. lennie15 February 2012, 17:33 GMT +01:00

I was looking for something and I reread some of the headlines.

The headlines kind of remind me of the Roald Dahl style of writing children's books.

11. Sumon12 April 2016, 12:50 GMT +02:00

Very interesting .

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