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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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RINse your mouth out with soap for telling porkies. I am the winner.
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Did you say soap or soup? Now there's a frightening thought! However, no porkies - I'm the winner!
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You can tell porkies, fairy tales or what ever you want - I am the winner.
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Fairytale? Hmmm... I'm afraid your win has vanished in a puff of smoke!
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So you've taken up smoking again, Moff? How rakish! How cancerous! Since you're not long for this world, your minor contention for the prize is no longer. Gesine and I are the only contenders, and of course, I must win.
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"Not long for this world"??? You aren't being heightist are you? It makes no difference - I'm still the winner!
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No, I'm being smokist. So report me.
"Still" implies that you have attained winnership. But you haven't. Ergo, LOSER!!
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Well I'm smoking too, so yes, I produce smoke. But in the smoke I can see the future.
Just a moment, let me take a look - I can't see someone in the hall of fame. Hmmm...Oh someone is reaching. It's a woman...and it becomes clearly now: I'm the winner!
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Tsk! What exactly are you smoking, madam?! HMM? You are hallucinating. The only hall of fame photo is of me, and it says, "Dez Wins!!"
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Is that somewhere near Des Moines? It's nowhere near reality! I win.
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What on earth would YOU know about reality? From what you say, it appears you and Gesine have been sharing that smoke. It's a good thing that I have the prize to prove my winsomeness.
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Do you don't never watch ' Star Treck' on TV? It's NOT real. It's only subspace deformation.
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You digress? You can get tablets for that - ask your GP.
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Kray, we ARE done winning. I done it. But the losers keep up their futile arguments, so what's a winner to do? I just have to keep reminding them of the facts. They have such a short attention span.
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Dez, I'd just like to reassure you that you don't need to remind me of the facts. I'm already well aware of them - that I'm the winner. And I know what to do too. Thanks for your support Kray!
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I'm glad you know what to do. It's always a bit harsh having to tell you.
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You're dreaming about being the winner? Well, I don't blame you, but I'm the winner.
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What did I tell you, Kray? They have already forgotten. I'm going to have to wear the tiara all the time to remind them.
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Ah Kray, don't listen to her. The tiara is made from cardboard, painted with golden color. It look nice on her head but it's not the original one. It's store in a safe and only Mr. Blatter knows where the key is.