Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
one day admin will lock this thread... My guess is that Dez will be the winner.
I've just developed a cat allergy. Oh, dear, did I hit you with my stick when I said that? It must have been an allergice reaction.
The crown is cardboard, but it's one crown more than the losers, and that's you lot.
Really an allergy? Or just the shock, that I win?
It's true that i would be shocked if you won, Gesine. But there is no risk of that.
No, cos you know I'm the winner.
No tiara for me - the traditional wreath of laurel leaves as worn by caesars in the past is more fitting, methinks.
And the mini dress, too? Yes, very fitting. Nowever, I, the winner, will be wearing my tiara. It's a triple tiara, because I'm first, second and third, so there is no room on the winner's posium for anyone else, sorry.
Well, I don't think you can move for long time around upon the podium and defend all three steps against all the other aspirants. I at least will take my chance...
Oh dear, Dez has trodden on a wedding cake, mistaking it for the winner's podium. I don't think the bride and groom will be very pleased! However (or nowever) I'm still the winner!
You may mock my poor typing skills, Moff, but I shall mock from the winner's wedding cake. Hah!
Gesine, I have been known to push people off things if they annoy me. I'm not threatening. Just saying.
I'm not afraid, I am the winner.
Gesine, just don't stand on any planks, especially not on a sailing ship. You know what she's like!
"She"'s the cat's mother. Didn't they ever teach you that?
I'm afraid you are not the winner.
& she certainly ain't the cat's mother, thank you...
@3951 Er... are you saying that Dez is the cat's *grand*mother? Well, all I can say is... how can I put this?... I hope it didn't hurt the cat's felines.
There's only one feline that is about to be huret. Plus one moff, and, sadly, one crazy woman who insists that she is the winner, against all evidence to the contrary.
Nice to see you, cat. I get so bored with the poor challenges I receive from the other competitors - or should I say, "losers"?
It's good to see you!
All of you.
I do pop in every once in a while...
...& hope to upload again on a kind of more regular basis.
Good to see you Dan! It's nice to have at least *one* fellow sane competitor here!
...for Dez to talk to.
...and that's me!
Giving up at last? I don't blame you - I'm the winner!
Don't be daffy (It's the most wonderful word I found for 'albern') I'm the winner, ask everyone....
Are you calling me daffy? You'd better duck!