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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
4370. Gramps13 April 2012, 22:36 GMT +02:00
That's the stuff, you probably can't remember anything after a couple of those (I'm talking pints here, not those tiddly little things they use in Oz)
4371. xymonau14 April 2012, 11:01 GMT +02:00
I wouldn't know. I'm a teetotaller. You lot are boring drunks. No wonder I'm the winner!
4372. micromoth14 April 2012, 15:59 GMT +02:00
Well, at least we have reasons to teeter. And you're not the winner!
4373. gesinek14 April 2012, 16:08 GMT +02:00
No, it's me. With or without a pint of stout or what ever, as you say in GB
4376. xymonau15 April 2012, 3:08 GMT +02:00
I knew Pomgolians were evil, but I had no idea they drugged their puppies! Shame!
4377. Gramps16 April 2012, 9:37 GMT +02:00
You got it right about evil, spot on.
An Australian and an Englishman are having a drink in a bar after a day shooting in the jungle. The Australian orders a whisky, drinks it, throws the glass in the air and shoots it. 'Why did you do that?' says the barman. 'We have so much sand to make glasses in Oz that I don't need to drink with the same one twice' he replies. The Englishman drinks his whisky and shoots the Australian, the barman is horrified. 'Don't worry' says the Englishman, 'we have so many Australians in England I don't need to drink with the same one twice'.
Now that's evil :0)
4378. gesinek16 April 2012, 10:06 GMT +02:00
Guns are allowed in bars??
And I felt safe in the night life of London.
4379. xymonau16 April 2012, 12:23 GMT +02:00
You ARE safe, Gesine. You're not Australian. The Pomgolians never got over sending us to paradise by mistake, and they have been snooty ever since. Very tetchy, they are, and you have seen the evidence. They like to fantasize shooting us. Tsk.
4380. micromoth16 April 2012, 13:06 GMT +02:00
Paradise? Oh, I see.... you're a Dame Edna Everage fan!
Ah well, it takes all sorts.
4381. xymonau16 April 2012, 15:20 GMT +02:00
Darling, only Pomgolians and Americans like her. It takes all sorts, indeed.
4383. gesinek16 April 2012, 22:11 GMT +02:00
Remember you may not use water guns in UK south because of the lack of water you have there at the moment.
I heard of it on the radio. It's a serious problem isn't it?
They said it's forbidden to waste water for your garden and so on by high sentence. And the north can't give water to the south because of the old waterpipes from Queen Victorias times. Hope you're not affected by that.
Meanwhile I take Prizey ,for it gets enough to drink until you have better conditions in UK. I hope that will be soon.
And Dame Edna... We can see the show sometimes here on TV (can't keep the channel on my mind ) and ... I love it - you sweet little opposums.
4384. Gramps17 April 2012, 8:55 GMT +02:00
Who's Dame Edna when she's at home ? Just remembered ! That wierd guy who pretended to be a woman who looked like a man who ................ yeah, difficult to forget but I'd managed it until now.
"The Pomgolians never got over sending us to paradise by mistake". No mistake! The mistake is letting them back again :0)
My prize.
4385. xymonau17 April 2012, 10:27 GMT +02:00
I prefer Sir Les Patterson.
No prize for any of you. It belongum me!
4387. micromoth17 April 2012, 13:10 GMT +02:00
Ah, Sir Les Patterson...the only culture secretary with his own petri dishes. Says it all really.
4388. xymonau17 April 2012, 13:42 GMT +02:00
Jealousy is a curse, Moff. You just wish you had his dentition and hygeine for your own.
Gesine, i am going to start peeling your fingers away from that prize. I advise you to give in before I become focussed.
4390. gesinek17 April 2012, 21:00 GMT +02:00
You mean me? I can effort pay for such glasses. my reading glasses are from the grocery store and they work very well.
4391. micromoth17 April 2012, 22:30 GMT +02:00
@4390 No, Gesine, I meant Dez, as she was talking about becoming focussed.
And I agree that it's an effort to pay for glasses, lol!
4392. xymonau18 April 2012, 10:23 GMT +02:00
Not her glasses, but definitely her frocks. I have a wardrobe full of them. And according to word on the street, so do you, Moff.
Yes, Gesine, I buy the chemist-shop ones. The others are highway robbery.
4393. micromoth18 April 2012, 14:48 GMT +02:00
You buy chemist shop frocks? What a strange world we live in!
