Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
uh happyture; you make your own meth
that is drugs isn't it
so you do do drugs (funny English)
I shower twice a day
and therefore ruin the environment
you have to make choices
do you choose earth or do you choose you
meths = methylated spirits
Lets hope he doesn't use it internally.
Ha Dezzie an i was just startin to like young Gron, Arr well, WELL, dezzie what you think SHOWERING twice a day, the only time ive had water on me twice in one day was when me Ma bathed me and an hour later the vicar christened me, now thats a long long long time ago, so i have spent a lifetime saving the Earth's most precious resource, now that's something to be proud of init like...
You know that's not true. You have spent longer than most mortals imbibing intoximicating liquors based on that precious resource and then - er - disposing of them, to put it delicately.
""""SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH""""" Dezzie, Ok maybe just a tiny weeny morsel of a intoximicating beverage,,but you told me you drink like a fish in a draught,, and i thought id join you just to be socialbubble ... Now you turn on me on me unawhere's phh,,,
But i only drink water. Turn on you? TURN ON YOU?! Who bailed you outa the clink larst week, hey? WHO?!
OK OK OK FOURGOTTED BOUT THAT,, WHY WE SHOUTING! MMMM???
Sorry. I gets hemotional. I shall carm mineselluf wif herbs an' Valium.
Gud,Gud,Gud,, i was startig to get a nervous twitch with all your arm waving and shouting...
my good deed for Earth has been
never multiply thyself
yup, it's just me myself and I
and that's crowdy enuf
Oh well, i done what the BIG boss told us to do, Go forth and multiply! Who am i to question his infernate wisdom :O)
I have replaced myself, and he had twins. Not sure if that's good or bad, but it's all a worry, anyway.
Oh trust you,,,you would have to have one more than most at a time wouldn't you mmmm,,,mmmm,,,,,yes indeedy.. :O)
Scuse me, Mr Picky! One doesn't generally bring forth one's own grandchildren, does one? HMMM? Can I help it if my son fathers a litter?
(And what a glorious litter they are! I had such a wonderful time with them again this weekend!)
Your just one lucky gurl, i can see you have had a great time, you can come down from the ceiling now, Did you take the kids a gift? you know like a carpet cleaner, or a cyclone hoover something they will use you know?????
This time they did the washing up. Not a lot of expertise, but they washed absolutely everything and dried it up and put it away (possibly with food scraps, but I didn't look). They were very helpful. Not when they got tired, though. And one of them told me I was beautiful. How gorgeous is that?
Bless them, told you how beautiful you is,, how much did that cost you, i tried that on my grandson and he said, granddad you iz a grumpy old fart aint you,,bless,,he was smiling while he said it though...
I wouldn't dream of sayin' that to you, Mikey. Unless I was well away.
Well thank you Dezzie, its only because i tell him off if he is doing wrong, where is mother will let him get away with things, And so, I,m Grumpy! I can live with that though...
Kids have to be disciplined. They will push you all the time to see how far they can go. My granddaughters get up a head of steam, and need to be pulled into line. Their father does a star chart for them - well, a sticker chart, really - and if they have been good and earned a certain number of stickers, they get to go to what I call "screaming maniacal children hell land", but what they call a fun play area. It has worked really well for them, and the great thing is that it makes them control themselves for a positive reason. I never did that with my son, and spent half his life threatening to wallop him (and sometimes walloping).
Ha,ha ha, Had a few wallops in me time plus a few belts, never done me any harm, I have to admit that a was indeed a bit of a rouge as a young,un ,,,mind you, thinking on, Nothings changed really ...
I haven't seen you pikcha in the post office for the longest time...
NO, i know i,m on parole so its best behaviour for a while ... :OL
...and this you call your best behavior??