Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
OK OK wheel call a truce,, I'll say yoo iz as pretty as a picture has long has yoo puts the pointy stick haway, you looks smashin in yoor avater,, smiley eyes an curly teefs lovely indeed :0)
Gots me anuvver stick. THIS is a stick!
Dunno wots up wiv yoo, high bean nufink butt nice two yoo and all yoo wont two doo iz hit mee wiv a stick,,,,
Wossup yor noze? I'm not gunna waste a fancy lookin' stick like that on yoo! NO! Yoo - I POKE wiff a short, sharp stick. Yoo nose you likes it. Yer Ma tole me you allus bleeds wen yore 'appy.
Ennyway - I'm finkin' about declarin' war on Wails. I'd like a big backyard, an' yors is very nice. I'd 'ave to keep you on azza sorta gard'ner, though. I mean, SUMwun's gotta mow the bleedin' place, don't they? If she's nice, yer Ma can stay, too. But hers gots to hern 'er keep!
Yoo cant,,sorry thats ha no no,,Wor on whales land of your fore fathers an hall that,,yoo canna doit :) i iz safe :o)
Canso! Bitsa me hain't Welsh, so there. 'N those bits is very war-like.
One Welsh Pomgolian hatta tyme. Hyme gunna needa lotta sticks! How many of yew izzare?
A few more than a coulpe, but we ides in the hills ann yoo will never findus :)
I'll foller the trayle of leek fronds...
Ha ha ha that wos a gudun made me titter abit :o)
Thass yore proglem, ainit? You duzzent take me serious. Iff yoo token me serious, I woodent hafta smack you aroun'.
Yoo harr sow funny hat thymes ,, eye juss can knot take yoo seriarse ha ha ja ja ja !
Can you take injury seriuss? Hmm? Can yoo?
What's the weather like in Wales right now? Are you getting any rain from the rains that are flooding places in Europe?
We had a beautiful - if cold - day today. Suddenly sunny after days of rain, and bright and warm in the afternoon.
I don't feel like hitting you today. I must be gettin' sick!