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4 seasons on 45 seconds

1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00

Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.

1346. happyture4 November 2011, 7:47 GMT +01:00

Ahhhhhhhhh, you was suckering me in then into you said seat covers,, have you got furry dice in your car window?

1347. xymonau5 November 2011, 9:35 GMT +01:00

My flesh creeps at the very thought. I don't really have any seat covers. Hence, my need of a complete car cleanout.

But you still diddent get tole by me to poke out eyes wif my stick. I hate that. Too much cleanin'.

1348. happyture5 November 2011, 9:44 GMT +01:00

Juss loook ere, you very well nows that it woz your stick, hime knot argyouing no more it is pointless unlike your stick..

1349. xymonau5 November 2011, 10:03 GMT +01:00

I likes a man oo knows wen eez beat. So, how iz you? Been harrested for anyfink lately?

1350. happyture5 November 2011, 10:37 GMT +01:00

0000OOOOOOh dont joke like that Dezzie, I try to stay within the law,,,,just,,sort of now, you'll give me bad dreams now, hope that makes you feel better...

1351. xymonau5 November 2011, 12:30 GMT +01:00


How is the weather? Ours was just spiffing today.

1352. happyture5 November 2011, 16:12 GMT +01:00

Well to be honest Dezzy i,m loving this global warming thing, hate the cold and today here its been really nice, like a spring day,,loveit big time...now if the UK would start to drift south id be really happy...

1353. xymonau6 November 2011, 1:26 GMT +01:00

I thought it must have. We're chock full of Pomgolians. And Kiwis.

Well, it's not very big. A couple of decent outboard motors at the top end, and cut the ropes when no-one is looking, and it won't be long before you're here. There's a place to rent up the road. I'll put in a good word for you. Butchoo hafta wear yer teefs. Lan'lords prefer teefs.

1354. happyture6 November 2011, 11:39 GMT +01:00

One day i will stand on the shore of your land with the sun in my eyes and the warm breeze gentle caressing my olive skin, then i,ll spread sum of that white stuff over me nose n lip and juss blend in,,,blend blend blend,,,i has me tent so i,ll be ok for a while,,you juss wait n see...

1355. xymonau6 November 2011, 11:44 GMT +01:00

You won't blend covered in zinc cream. Nasty stuff. Just use sunblock like the normal people. Oh, and I'll be glad to tell you about some of the nice places to visit. I haven't even seen the Western states. Well, except for a quick visit to Adelaide. It's cheaper to fly to Bali than to Western Australia from here.

1356. happyture6 November 2011, 13:51 GMT +01:00

Sunblock?? not on your nelly, i want as much sun as i can soak up, nice n toasty :O)

1357. xymonau6 November 2011, 14:27 GMT +01:00

But you'll end up looking like a piece of dried fruit!

1358. happyture6 November 2011, 15:00 GMT +01:00

Oh i dont like the sound of that,,just a tan would be nice, cuz us brits dont get a lot of sun here!!

1359. xymonau7 November 2011, 12:02 GMT +01:00

That's why yore brains is smaller. Poor things.

1360. happyture7 November 2011, 17:59 GMT +01:00

Now your juss being rude again, thats what you Ozzies does init insalts peoples, T'iz common knowledge over here...

1361. xymonau8 November 2011, 0:46 GMT +01:00

It's science, innit? Yer little walnuts of brains wot once conkered the wurld, shrivels up to the size ovva pea. Hence you see many Pomgolians takin' desperate mesures to keep the flippin' thing from fallin' outa they's noses:


It's a tragedy. Evil woodland critters is fully aware of the 'vailability of real estate in vacant heads. No Pomgolian is safe. You MUSS getta sunlamp, Mikey! Keep yore brain asbigasawalnut. Ever tried gettin' a walnut up yore nose? 'N they carnt fall out, eiver.

We 'Stralyans got whoppers. Big as watermelons, is our brains. Some say about as useful, but those peoples are seldom heard from again, if you catch my drift.

1362. happyture8 November 2011, 7:11 GMT +01:00

Spose yer right, when i look around and see sum of the people of UKland makes me wonder,,really does, think the only conkerer's now are these...

Oh dear dear dear,,,My sweet beloved England Where A'rt Thou..

1363. xymonau8 November 2011, 11:29 GMT +01:00

They're all over here. I tole you.

1364. happyture8 November 2011, 12:01 GMT +01:00

The bestest place to bee i thunk, i look at images of Australia with its nature, blue skies great beaches and think what a lovely place to spend a hour or two/3/4/5 etc etc ...

1365. xymonau8 November 2011, 12:28 GMT +01:00

We don't appreciate our country enough. When you're born in a place, you think it's just normal. But I could have kissed the ground when I came back from the USA. I realised how wonderful it is to be at home.

1366. happyture8 November 2011, 17:51 GMT +01:00

I belong in Oztralia, I really feel i should be there, all that fantastic light, i know i would start painting again, I stopped when i hurt myself and haven't held a brush since.....

1367. xymonau9 November 2011, 10:19 GMT +01:00

Well, South Africa has very similar light. And lions.

1368. happyture9 November 2011, 11:07 GMT +01:00

Yes i know, but i had a aunty in Oz somewhere, so it would feel more homely, and the people dont want to run a spear through you most the time..

1369. xymonau9 November 2011, 13:22 GMT +01:00

What the devil do you think a pointy stick is, exactly??

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