Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Well, you can Lance Percival or Spike Milligan, but Britney Spears.
Ouchhh, dont like the thought, spears,pointy sticks all a no no !
They keep the snakes at bay.
I dont mind snakes, i know a few over here and i keep them under control :O)
Ya don't minds 'em until you meets 'em. I had one jump up in my face in the garden bed outside my unit. It was small enough - maybe 2 feet - but it was very unexpected. It didn't touch me. It was trying to get away from me by travelling up the fence. It didn't get far. It fell back and then slithered off somewhere. I was bending over my cat at the time, going to pick him up. I have never put my face near the garden bed since.
Could of made a pet out of it dezzie, could have called him Sssssidney ..
Don't be sssssilly.
we have to pay to have Ssnakes here, we do have some wild ones like grass Ssnakessss and Adders but we are not allowed to keep them as pets,
Well, the pythons here are okay as pets, but you still have to have a licence (not that everyone does).
I'll gladly send you a taipan for xmas. Just don't tease it.
See,,,,you have to pick a nasty snake, you just couldn't say Ah ok mikey, i have a snake here with a dental problem its got no teefs but it'll make a nice safe pet, NO, you sez Taipan ... I knows what you mean you knows,, i,m not as green as cabbage looking Mrs!!
Listen, if I haves to live wifs millyuns of these, why woodjoo be afraid to live wif one? Is you not a man?
Cuz they as a nasty nipp aint they,,go on tells the trooth..
Nah! Who tole you that? Phshaw! Fambly pets, alla 'em. You can make 'em little bonnets an' all. They loves dressin' up. Quite vain, is taipans.
Hummmm, think you has wunderered frum the trooth abit , cuz i has gotted them up on the tinternet and it sez the oppersit , seams i cant truss you know moor sow thats that!!!
Call me a liar, will you? I jus' tole snakey about his upcoming trip to the wilds of the UK, and look at how delighted he was! An' when I tole him about the bonnet, he nearly died of delight!
Now whoo's lyin', hey? Hey?
I never sed lyin did eye no i didunt , i was more polite than wot you is see..
You ducks an' dives, butchoo has broken the heart ovva rarver nice taipan. How coodjoo? Has you no feelings? Or wazzit because he had better teefs than you?
Dont you start on teefs again, anyways i as gone off snakes now, i fancy one of them there dingbats for a pet..
A dingbat? Wot, kerzackly, izzit?
Well i dunno zactly, but i urd my friends mrs saying that she had a right silly dingbat at home, so i want one now..
Hmm. Best I c'n give you is a dingbat font. Izzat near enuff?
Na tar chuck, i got a font out the church, made a grand birdbath :O)
One minnit you is killin' em by the pair wif stones, the nex' you is BARFIN' em??!! Does they have bubbles?
They as wot they likes Dezzie, i spoils um rotten, see i loves my little feathered friends bless um, they have it so hard here in the UK, cold,snow,rain,wind so i helps um out a bit,,,And i think they loves me back four doinso....