Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Yeah, but you was always too shy to show me the tats.
Shy! me,,not since the doctors wife incident...
Oh, I'm sure I don't want to know this, but tell me, anyway...
No,,you dont really want to know,,,it wasn't my fault....
They always say that. Usually in handcuffs.
It wasn't me, i wasn't there, i was at a friends house all night...
But what about the newpapaers? They never lie!
Ha, what is said in court is taken as the truth as it is said on oath, The papers will print anything as long as its a story, What i say is,,,Today's news,,,Tomorrows chip papers!!!
Please don't tell me my friend Rupert is a fibber. You will smash my illusions.
Plus, I sawed the photers. It was you, all right!
Glad your NOT my enemy :O)
Sometimes I think I might be. Not sure why, really.
Not sure why,,,OMG,,,sorry but!!!
I do not have a sorry butt! Hmmm... no, you're right.
I,m always right,,i am a man :O)
In little blue rompers.
Hey,,,just watts rong with my overalls ?
A REEL man woodent wear 'em, wood he? Not to menshun yer little weeny white gloves! Is you currently bein' dressed by yer muvver?
Them is drivin gloves, all the bestest drivers wear um, you juss jellous cuz you aint got none ,,you aint got none ,,,,
Oh, I do SO got gloves. Yeller rubber ones. They looks much betterer than yours, 'n all! But I don't got blue rompers. I has more selluf respeck.
Huh,,,,them are four woshing up wiv, and they makes your hands sweat an smell like a skunks bum,,You can av um too mrs, welcome two um you is.
Bein' as 'ow you are so familiar wif skunks' bums - an' I am afraid to hask 'ow! - then you will unnerstans why I duzzent like YOUR gloves, eiver.
Huh, mines are breefable silly, only the best four me, i can wear um in full son and me hands stay as cool as a cucumber ,,,smell um,,,go on smell um,,, SNIFFFFF! sweet as roses...
All eye can say is roses mussent smell the same as 'ere, cause they stinks to high heaven, they does! Like old sneakers - wet ones.
No,,no,no i smells lovely, hafter shave and talcum powder mmmmm!