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4 seasons on 45 seconds

1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00

Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.

1826. happyture21 March 2012, 11:48 GMT +01:00

OK then,,Hiff its so bad for you why does it taste so good??? hanswer that then without moving your lips???

1827. xymonau21 March 2012, 11:49 GMT +01:00

ooth 'acauth

1828. happyture21 March 2012, 14:38 GMT +01:00

Huh???? Im a what???

1829. xymonau21 March 2012, 14:52 GMT +01:00

uth ee-cauth!

1830. happyture21 March 2012, 18:04 GMT +01:00

Ma,,,Tell dezzie i have got a father,,,,What was his name again Ma!!!

1831. happyture21 March 2012, 18:04 GMT +01:00


1832. xymonau22 March 2012, 9:00 GMT +01:00

You tole me not to move my lips. I woz sayin' "Juss becorse".

Well, I'm not surprised yer Ma won' tell you. She's hushamed of your drinkin'!

1833. happyture22 March 2012, 9:51 GMT +01:00

Ive cut down now,,only 4 bottle of whiskey a week,,,that mon-fri cuz i only drink tinnys at a weekend cuz they dont count do they :O)

1834. xymonau22 March 2012, 12:30 GMT +01:00

Like broken bikits. Did you know if you break a biskit the calories leak out?

1835. happyture23 March 2012, 23:38 GMT +01:00

Never,,,better start broken me biskits then i likes um see, i can eat a pack to meself if i sit in the coal bunker out of ear shot of Ma,,she likes the crumbs, but you dunner get many crumbs in one pack :O)

1836. xymonau24 March 2012, 9:55 GMT +01:00

An' cause you luvs yer Ma, you has to eat henuff packets so she gets her rightful share, right?

1837. happyture26 March 2012, 8:17 GMT +02:00

NO! i dunner like the way she sticks her little wet finger into the bottom of the biscuit barrel trying to get the crumbs out, so now i empties um in the sink an her eat um outa there....

1838. xymonau26 March 2012, 10:47 GMT +02:00

All heart, like I said! I diddent know her chain could reach the sink.

1839. happyture26 March 2012, 20:10 GMT +02:00

Ha ha ha yeah she do struggle a bit,,but she's lucky really as over the years her left leg is four inches longer than her left so she juss reaches

1840. xymonau26 March 2012, 22:06 GMT +02:00

If one ov her legs is growin', perhaps you is feedin' her too much!

1841. happyture27 March 2012, 6:44 GMT +02:00

Na, she stretched it with the chain i seed her doin it, an the doc said she mean she might as well be lean,,,

1842. xymonau27 March 2012, 11:40 GMT +02:00

He's not a real dockter, though, is he? I mean, he diddent look sober.

1843. happyture27 March 2012, 16:09 GMT +02:00

Well now yoo's mention it he looks at the horse the same time he gives Ma a check over...so that makes him a doctor dunit ???

1844. xymonau28 March 2012, 11:57 GMT +02:00

Mebbe he's moonlightin'. Some dockers do that. Workin' on the wharves all day might get borin'. Gotta have vareyeitty.

1845. happyture28 March 2012, 23:46 GMT +02:00

Yeah, think yoo are right, a friend of mine said they seen my doc at the local abattoir workin as a gutter, juss hope he washes his hands propper like...

1846. xymonau29 March 2012, 8:06 GMT +02:00

Why? The aminyules is dead.

1847. happyture29 March 2012, 10:27 GMT +02:00

Slightly dead yeah,, go in one end horns and tail,, come out the other wrapped in pastry,,,pie shaped mmmmm,,pie shapes...

1848. xymonau29 March 2012, 11:22 GMT +02:00

I note you left out the cutting of the throat and panic and screams of the dying animal. Enjoy your pie.

1849. happyture29 March 2012, 14:16 GMT +02:00

Ha ha,,nearly choked on my piece of fried kidney :O)

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