Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Ha ha ha,,mmmm!! :O)
An where didjoo get your very hannoying happy from, hey?
Coal man i think??
I'm gunna tell yer Ma yer besmirchin' her again!
Her besmirchin' her selfs,,canna help herself,,
Take that back, or I'll make you!
flesreh pleh annac ,,,sfles reh nihcrimseb reH Taken Back!
I am taken aback at your taking back! But it haint mirror image, izzit? So, Mr Smarty-pants, how you gonna do that?
,snoitcnufyek ym stceffe wohemos ti ereh pu gnieb em dna ereht nwod gnieb uoy dna noitpursid ralop eht ot eud tub eizzed yrros
(o: etsitra a fo sgnilbmar eht ylraelc ees deedni lliw uoy siht weiv dna rorrim a teg uoy fi erus mi
Well, sumfin' is affectin' yer UTHER functions, so I guess yer keys is juss a small part of the proglem.
See you could reed it couldn't you, funny init :O)
I speaks fluent gibberish.
Only after your castlemain xxxx see i knows the Ozzy brews...
Bet you Googled it. We don't call it Castlmaine. We just call it Fourex.
I knew that really,,,,,,woz juss testing to sea hiff you is really Oztralian like me, an i muss say that yoo pass with flyin colors :O)
Was you a con-man by birf or did you practiss?
Hinherited off my father, and practised my perfection,,mind you know what the old saying is,,You cant polish a Turd,,,may apply :O)
"Contrary to the popular idiom, it is possible to polish poop.
A television series called Myth Busters tested the idiom "You can't polish a turd," and found it to be false. After multiple failed attempts at polishing different animal dung in various ways, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman discovered the Japanese art of making hikaru dorodango.
Hikaru dorodango are balls of mud, molded by hand into perfect spheres, dried, and polished to an unbelievable luster.
Using the same techniques to make dorodango, Adam and Jamie were able to turn ostrich and lion droppings into shiny and glossy balls of, well, poop."
So you is saying that there could indeed be hope for me, mind you us Oztralians are not known for our diplomacy are we :O)
Of course we are! What about Sir Les Patterson? They don't come more subtle than he!
Marvellous man, done so much for the Oztralian/English friendship, he reminds me of someone else....
The motto for today is..............................
LOL! Well, I must have ducked, because they decided I don't have sleep apnoea and I only had to stay the night. I am amazed at the high standard of care I received. I'm a public patient, so I pay nothing. I had a single room with an ensuite and telly. They did so many tests all at once - an eeg, blood gasses, sleep stages - all sorts of things. I was trussed up like I don't know what. The worst was the things up my nose, and the thing on my finger, which came with its own glowing red light. I have gunge all through my hair, but I'll wash it tomorrow. Anyone who argues against a free public health system needs their heads read. I could never have afforded that. The scientist came in and discussed the results with me, guiding me through it all and what it meant, and then the doctor and consultant interpreted it all. They are slightly concerned because I didn't sleep on my back - I never do - so they don't have the full picture, but it's enough not to be worried. I'm so happy. I didn't want to have to use a CPAP machine for the rest of my life. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be jubilant!
The drive back was in the rain, with potholes all over the Bruce Highway (yes, we have a highway called "Bruce" - what else would you call a highway?) It was a bit hairy, but I made it in one piece.
Dezzie,,,I could have told you what's wrong without all that rigmarole, You has a over active mind, and the simple cure for this is, 3 tinnys of xxxx before bed,,there yar cured :O) you dont have to thank me for the help either ....
Nah, my mind is in a constant state of fugue. An' what a nice place to be, sometimes! The demon drink is bad for you, Mikey. You HAS to beleev me!