Don't be jellis, Mikey. You gets to bask in my glory cos you's my friend.
Jellies? Glory? Be carfeul, Mikey, she'll be telling you about her knickerbockers next!
You been peerin' in my winders again, macromouth? I thought the judge warned you last time.
Friend, ,,,, ,,,,I Am your friend Corse i am aint i, Id even share me chewing gum wiv ya, coz it still got sum taste left init,well iff you chew it really hard like this mmm,,mmmm,mmmmm,,,, :O)
Delish! Will it stick to winders?
Hang on i,ll try, Yeah, sticks to windows, oh, got a dead fly stuck to it now :O(
Get that thing offof my winder! An' the fly is yours. Even the mouth - I mean, moth.
I Got a fresh bit now, found it stuck under the church pew, Jeebus must have put it there for me knowing mine was all chewed up with fly legs init, oh he works in mysterious ways..
Well, you're a mystery, that's for sure. And that moth person.
Seen the film, like a furry batman really wasn't it, Mothman spose to be real, init, ive never seen one, seen sum strange things in me time but never a mothman with glowing red eyes and a taste for human flesh, mind you, us brits are a bit sour raw!
Well, behold the mothman on this forum. He's got the alcohol induced red eyes, definitely a taste for human flesh - well, it's all the cyanide they sniff, isn't it? - and he wouldn't hesitate to eat one of his own. Hide, Mikey - FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!!
Na Dezzie, He wont eat me, tell you now, I,ll taste like Shi% and tuff,,tuff as old boots!!
Oh, you never would. Pink and squishy, and tender. You just need a bit of marinating.
No way, skin like crocodile leather, and i eat lemons,have don for years,,so im bitter,,bitter and sour,,yes sir'ee x girlfriend went to give me a lovebite once,,she screamed and said it was like licking a battery!!!!
Well then, you're perfect for stirfry. A few crispy veges, and no-one will know it's you.
Ha ha ,,reminds me of a Chinese meal i ate once, chick noodle with boiled rice and some strange kinda veggies, any ways two days later inspectors made a visit and found remains of dogs and cats in the garbage bin,,My meal was really nice,tasty, and the waiters couldn't be more helpfull, I asked for a doggie bag and they fetched my one straight away...
Is that true??
Sadly yes, hand on heart, its true, lucky really because once you have eaten something and found it very nice, finding out 2 days later that it may have been dog or cat doesn't have the same effect as if you were actually eating it and being told..to be honest, it was Nom,,Nom!
Hopefully, you didn't get to eat any companion animals. I'd like to be a vegan. But I'm a bit lazy. I'll get there eventually.
WHY? its not good for you, human body was built to eat meat, I eat very little red meat, i prefer fish if possible but chicken will do also, Since i gave up smoking 4 years ago, phew thats gone fast aint it, i have put on a few pounds/kilos, i think as you get older your body motor needs less to run it, but your brain say's fill it up, and here lays the problem....From today i am watching my intake, and if the rain stops start walking again..
So why do vegans live 10 years longer on average?
They have too, cause they is always looking for the next meal.. :O)
That's the one thing that stops all your argufyments. Hey, there are some delicious vegan meals. And there's nothing like a freshly baked tray of veggies with some vegan gravy drizzled over it. I must be feeling better. I'm hungry.
Nice to see you getting better Dezzie, Tell you gurl sod the veggies, 8oz steak and leave the horns on, do you the power of good,,,, :O)