I wants a cue as to kerzactly what you garbled in 95.
Huh, you dont hunderstand plane england talking do you, A said, I has turrets and hiff you have turrets that meens in scientific talking you is Turretsic dont it??? cant splane it any better than that can eye!!
Duz you meant tourettes? As turrets is onna cassle. Hmm...Maybe the rat hasta climb a turret to get in!
Sea, your making me Swore again, whoops and again,,blast whoops,,Morning Vicar :O}
Mebbe them teefs is profane. Mebbe they need a good clean. It's hard to talk clean wif dirty borrered teefs.
Na, they clean, the dogs been licking um,,shiny even!!
Snowy the Mouse Man, Cambridge, UK 1973 by Don McCullin’s photography.
So that's how the rat gets in.
And you thought i was mad didn't you, see, its a British thing, did you know the Queen pulls the tails off all her corgi's and boils um up,,,not many know that, Betty was tellin me the other day over coffee...
Now I know you're fibbin'. She has only tea parties. Off wif your head.
No,,that was Alice in wonderland's Queen, Our Betty is more down to earth, she likes nothing more than a good cup of Yorkshire tea and a chat over the garden fence..
An' did she chat about her grandson's weddin'? Were they off to the local for a pint anna pickled egg? (I have never eaten one of those. The name sounds quite monstrous. but when my father lived in England for a year or so, he said he was really amazed at the free food, like pickled eggs, that was available in pubs. He didn't drink, but went with his sister and her husband, who liked a tipple.)
Will you tell Her Majesty to kindly keep those corgis offa my front garden, please? she howns the Commonwelf. Surely she can find anovva yard inna novva country to walk them things.
Bar Snacks, yes there are still many pubs/clubs that supply bar snacks but i don't eat them, never have, i watched a tv program once where they filmed men in pubs going to the Wc/dunny then grabbing a handful of free snacks, they then tested the snacks and found at least 6 different men's urine on the snacks,,, enough said,,,...
ROFL! My father would spin in his grave!
I know,,,,its horrible in it... put me off for life tell ya :O)
I went to get a hamburger for my son one day - take away at Nambour Heights, the world should know! - and I saw this young lad - about 15 yrs old - grab a bread roll, cut it in half, and put it under the toaster with his bare hands. I thought, well, it's dry, and the heat will kill things. Then he wiped his nose with the back of his hand, and started pulling lettuce leaves out, again with bare hands. I said to him, "Excuse me. Is that for my hamburger?" He nodded. I told him to forget the hamburger, and that it was dirty to handle food with bare hands. I told him to throw it in the bin, and that I didn't want it. He then went out the back to the woman in charge. I was waiting on fish and chips, and the woman had used tongs through the process. He came back, and continued fluffing around with the hamburger. I said to him again that I didn't want it, I had no intention of paying for it, and I wouldn't eat anything handled like that. He looked at me with a frown and said, "But she's getting the gloves!" See that flat spot on my forehead? I got it that day.
OMG!!! NO!! I am so fussy with food, cant eat anything thats not perfect..
Do you just mean hygiene or everything else? This from a man who eats steak and kidney pie?
@116 he'll never eat those again, you have put him off for good
Hope you pleased with yourself Dezzie,,i is feeling quite hanarexhic today...
I spoke the truth. If you want to eat urine, go right ahaead. Apparently my poor old Dad had it sprinkled liberally on his pickled eggs (I told him not to eat food offered by the natives, but he wouldn't listen!) and he lived to tell the tale. People just don't think about what they're eating.
I yam eating an avocado and tomato sandwich on soft white bread. It is delicious, and not a hint of veins, cancer or urine to be found. However, I shamefully admit I ate a cottage pie for lunch. It was yummy. And I washed it down with a double sarsaparilla. I shouldn't have soft drink. It makes me even fatter. But it was delicious.
THAT'S IT,,,NO NO NO,,THATS IT, IM FED UP NOW, four steak n Veins,urine,cancer pies and i canna even l@@k at um! Errrrrk,,Yurrrr,,yurrrr,,...
You've never knocked back a cancer pie afore, me lad. Is you not feelin' well? Was it sumpfin' you ATE???