Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
NO SILLY,,,Crying and wanting a bottle dafty????
But that's every night if you count the beer.
Every night without fail!!!
@262 psst Faces>Faeces
I wouldn't have said that about Mikey's faces. Not out loud.
DON'T THINK IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU DEZZIE WEZZIE, See, and that's what i,m talking bout,, I would not say anything like that bout you,,NO, cuz i is a little word you don't probably know, and that is NICE
Well I is a BIG word that begins wif 'o an ends in bull, an' that's tuff. An' I dinnert say it. It was that ruffian from Groningen!
YEZ YOU DID I BLINKING WELL HEARD YOU,,Not out loud,,,phhhff,, have you got a opposite to loud....eeerrrrrr eeeerrr,,,No you aint....
Yerse. Not out soft.
Phhhff,,, you should be on the telly you,,O000oooh you iz so funny,,,,and loud!!
Dezzie is punished because I was rude
Yes indeed, disgraceful talk Faces/faeces oh ive never heard such talk,,,Ha ha ha..
You wrote the book.
Oh go on,,,you have to start dont you, soon as you open your eyes its pick on poor innocent mikey time,,well i tell you,, i,m tyred of it,, there hows that grab you hey!!!
Oh, go on! You loves it. At least you is gettin' attention!
Tell you, i has enough tension in me life tank you very munch...
Okay, does this mean I has to be nice? Ergh. I am not sure i can do it. I might break out in a rash.
Go on with you,,can you remember how to be nice??? Think hard,,go way way way back through the cobwebs of your memories,,STOP,,STOP,, there it is, all your nice memories ,,,Now pick out the best one, there,,Now share that niceyness....
I once killed a man.
I know,,with a pointy stick,, Now,,Nice moment,,look for a nice moment!! use those big eyes and L@@K...
Where's she/Madam gone??? I knew i shouldn't of asked her to look for some nice memories,, she/Madam could be gone for minutes/hours/days/weeks/months/years....
But that was my nicest memory. If you is wantin' flowers an'babies an' kisses an' wonderfulness, I is afraid. Of rashes.
What a shame,,,Dear dear dear,,,tut tut tut,, i have happy memories yes indeed, hang on,,i got one here sum where,,,Arrrrgh there it is, all covered in dust!!!