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4 seasons on 45 seconds

1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00

Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.

290. xymonau14 April 2011, 15:32 GMT +02:00

Is that dust in your head?

291. happyture14 April 2011, 15:37 GMT +02:00

Mmm yeap indeedy,, not much else in there dezzie wezzie...used to have a brain once,,but its shrivelled up like a dried walnut now,,Oh and its covered in dust too... blast n dam it.....

292. Groningen15 April 2011, 19:52 GMT +02:00

@291: does it rattle when you shake your head?

293. happyture15 April 2011, 20:47 GMT +02:00

Think it just fell out my ear hole,,,do you think i should push it back in,,,or will i be OK without it????

294. Groningen17 April 2011, 1:59 GMT +02:00

my my

reminds me of my mother who used to say
"if your nose wasn't attached to your face you would lose it too"

well you still seem to be functioning without
so I wouldn't push it back in
might get stuck halfway

295. xymonau17 April 2011, 11:22 GMT +02:00

And the rat don't like walnuts.

296. happyture17 April 2011, 13:48 GMT +02:00

RAT? mmm,, I,m too tired to argue today...I is poorly boy... :O(

297. xymonau17 April 2011, 13:56 GMT +02:00

Ooh, nooo! You are sick! Poor Mike!

298. xymonau17 April 2011, 14:05 GMT +02:00

I put a bottle of perfume in my toiletries bag, along with my teefsbrush for the trip home. I started to clean my teefs tonight, and I could smell perfume very strongly. I thought it was coming from the bag. Then I began to realise there must be perfume on the handle of the toothbrush. When I finished, my whole mouth tasted of perfume - yuck - and I reckon I had the most aromatic breath you've ever smelled. The taste won't go away. I might have to throw away the toothbrush. I think it's ruined. I had washed it before I used it.

299. happyture17 April 2011, 15:08 GMT +02:00

Thats refreshing,,,mmmm, breath like Chanel No 9 ... piece of chewing gum you want, give it a quick chew , it'll keep you quite and gets rid of sexy breath oh la la ,, ,,

300. Groningen17 April 2011, 19:04 GMT +02:00

..also a flammable breath since perfume contains alcohol (70 %)
now you won't need your pointy sticks anymore
just breath on your "enemies"

:D

301. happyture17 April 2011, 20:11 GMT +02:00

Ahhh, you hit the nail on the head Gron!!! Dezzie told me she is a tea totaler, but she forgot to mention the bottles of perfume she's knocking back ,, expensive hobby that,, she should try meths like me....

302. Groningen18 April 2011, 0:35 GMT +02:00

good gracious !!

do you make your own meth?

maybe pott (stuff) is healthier and you can grow it in your garden

303. happyture18 April 2011, 8:18 GMT +02:00

Ha ha,,yeah pot, tried growing that in the garden, but all the wild birds kept eating it and then behaved like kamacarzy piolets dive bombing the neighbours washing, then the death plunges into the garden pond, bouncing off the neighbours childrens heads while walking to school,,,They started to point fingers in my direction,, I had to eat all the evidence,,,Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.... :O) I,m starving!!!

304. xymonau18 April 2011, 11:30 GMT +02:00

Today, wheee! - tomorrow, schizophrenia.

Whatever I had in my mouth, it wasn't alcohol. In fact, it was eau de parfum, so it had far less alcohol and more yuk. I found an old toothbrush this morning and used it. Minty fresh!

305. happyture18 April 2011, 22:58 GMT +02:00

Did you drink it on the rocks,, oh no,, it was on the tooth brush wasn't it,,,,????

old toothbrush,,, oh you skinflint :O) and i thought i was tight!!!

306. xymonau19 April 2011, 10:42 GMT +02:00

In my town, they roll up the footpath at 6pm, so if you imagine you're going to find a toothbrush after then, you're mistaken.

307. happyture19 April 2011, 12:28 GMT +02:00

Think ive seen the film???

308. xymonau19 April 2011, 12:40 GMT +02:00

Film? What is film? Is that like talkies?

309. happyture19 April 2011, 14:08 GMT +02:00

'struth gurl,,,youv'e led a sheltered life,,,yes you could say that yes,, like the talkies,,I,m not gonna ask just how old you are cuz its rude, but if you remember the talkies,,you must be ,,,,be,,,hang on let me take me shoes off!......

310. xymonau20 April 2011, 10:57 GMT +02:00

I thought we still had them. Have we gone back to the silent era? It's been so long since I had a functioning television, I forget.

Er - Mikey...coodja put yer shoeses back on, please? NOW?! Phew! You must have a medical problem or sunfin'.

311. happyture20 April 2011, 11:33 GMT +02:00

Nawt wrong with my feets, smell like roses, sweet as freshly mowed lawn,,all trimmed,,,Bite um off meselfs i does... Bit salty, but not bad...

312. xymonau20 April 2011, 12:31 GMT +02:00

Welsh roses must not be quite the same as Oztralian roses. Why your toenails DO look freshly chewed! I'll be a munky's uncle!

313. happyture20 April 2011, 13:44 GMT +02:00

Same roses,,just different noses,,see ,,,English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish noses are more open ski slopey sort of noses, where Ozralian noses are smaller, narrowererer full of wirey hair to stop the flies from getting up um,, Thus restricting the smell of the Rose,,,

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