Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Is that dust in your head?
Mmm yeap indeedy,, not much else in there dezzie wezzie...used to have a brain once,,but its shrivelled up like a dried walnut now,,Oh and its covered in dust too... blast n dam it.....
@291: does it rattle when you shake your head?
Think it just fell out my ear hole,,,do you think i should push it back in,,,or will i be OK without it????
reminds me of my mother who used to say
"if your nose wasn't attached to your face you would lose it too"
well you still seem to be functioning without
so I wouldn't push it back in
might get stuck halfway
And the rat don't like walnuts.
RAT? mmm,, I,m too tired to argue today...I is poorly boy... :O(
Ooh, nooo! You are sick! Poor Mike!
I put a bottle of perfume in my toiletries bag, along with my teefsbrush for the trip home. I started to clean my teefs tonight, and I could smell perfume very strongly. I thought it was coming from the bag. Then I began to realise there must be perfume on the handle of the toothbrush. When I finished, my whole mouth tasted of perfume - yuck - and I reckon I had the most aromatic breath you've ever smelled. The taste won't go away. I might have to throw away the toothbrush. I think it's ruined. I had washed it before I used it.
Thats refreshing,,,mmmm, breath like Chanel No 9 ... piece of chewing gum you want, give it a quick chew , it'll keep you quite and gets rid of sexy breath oh la la ,, ,,
..also a flammable breath since perfume contains alcohol (70 %)
now you won't need your pointy sticks anymore
just breath on your "enemies"
Ahhh, you hit the nail on the head Gron!!! Dezzie told me she is a tea totaler, but she forgot to mention the bottles of perfume she's knocking back ,, expensive hobby that,, she should try meths like me....
good gracious !!
do you make your own meth?
maybe pott (stuff) is healthier and you can grow it in your garden
Ha ha,,yeah pot, tried growing that in the garden, but all the wild birds kept eating it and then behaved like kamacarzy piolets dive bombing the neighbours washing, then the death plunges into the garden pond, bouncing off the neighbours childrens heads while walking to school,,,They started to point fingers in my direction,, I had to eat all the evidence,,,Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.... :O) I,m starving!!!
Today, wheee! - tomorrow, schizophrenia.
Whatever I had in my mouth, it wasn't alcohol. In fact, it was eau de parfum, so it had far less alcohol and more yuk. I found an old toothbrush this morning and used it. Minty fresh!
Did you drink it on the rocks,, oh no,, it was on the tooth brush wasn't it,,,,????
old toothbrush,,, oh you skinflint :O) and i thought i was tight!!!
In my town, they roll up the footpath at 6pm, so if you imagine you're going to find a toothbrush after then, you're mistaken.
Think ive seen the film???
Film? What is film? Is that like talkies?
'struth gurl,,,youv'e led a sheltered life,,,yes you could say that yes,, like the talkies,,I,m not gonna ask just how old you are cuz its rude, but if you remember the talkies,,you must be ,,,,be,,,hang on let me take me shoes off!......
I thought we still had them. Have we gone back to the silent era? It's been so long since I had a functioning television, I forget.
Er - Mikey...coodja put yer shoeses back on, please? NOW?! Phew! You must have a medical problem or sunfin'.
Nawt wrong with my feets, smell like roses, sweet as freshly mowed lawn,,all trimmed,,,Bite um off meselfs i does... Bit salty, but not bad...
Welsh roses must not be quite the same as Oztralian roses. Why your toenails DO look freshly chewed! I'll be a munky's uncle!
Same roses,,just different noses,,see ,,,English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish noses are more open ski slopey sort of noses, where Ozralian noses are smaller, narrowererer full of wirey hair to stop the flies from getting up um,, Thus restricting the smell of the Rose,,,