Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
I am on bestest best behaviour, and if you dont believe me ask me Ma... :O)
first give her back her teeth
Whoo hooo, Gron you is for the high jump when our Dezzie reads this, Dezzie has her own pearly whites, you know Teefs, and they is real she tells me, stuck in her head, growin out her gums teefs, I know this cuz i asked her if she wanted to borrow mine while she chewed her vegetarian pork chop .....
I do not eat pigs.
I has my own teefs, yes. Achin' beggars they is.
I fink Chrisitne meant give yer Mam's teefs back. Well, you HAS had 'em all week. The poor ol' fing is still suckin' onna snag wot was served up last Tuesday.
I dunno, i is gettin the feeling im being ganged up on, and thats just not fair, And mother said to tell you, thhhink iths my thurn orth thhe Teetttth, I,l translate it next tuesday when its ma's turn for the teefs...??
@390: you're making less sense then usual
are you taking meth again?
Ha ha, no, too much sun on my head i think, boiled my brain me thinks!
You killed the rat?!
L@@K ,,,,,like water off a ducks back,, I ain't listening,, who put the T in listening ?
MMM,MMMM, MMMM,, LA LA (FINGERS IN MY EARS AINT LISNING ) out of bed the wrong side today Mrs Dezzie mmmm!!!!
No. Feeling fine. Kezausted, but fine. You're gunna wash them fingers aincha?
Eeerrrr, you just reminded me after eating a packet of Salt N Earwax flavour crisps..
Have you hever noticed that peoples don't eat much when you're around?
Zactly,,,And its more for ma fat belly!
Are there a lot of calories in earwax?
I,ll share.. Want sum!
@401: notable quotable!
I'll pass, thank you. I just ate. And I'm not sure which ear the rat enters by. Might not be hygienic.
Ok, dont say i didn't offer, well, its Saturday morning here in grey dull UKland, looks like a storm is on its way, what shall i do today?
You could phone a friend, read a book, curl up under the doona, clean out the kitchen drawers (yes, I KNOW!),cut those hideous toenails (please!), go to the library, visit the local museum, catch a train somewhere, help out at the local homeless place, help out at the animal refuge, read another book, watch telly, look up your own name on the internet, mess around with Stumbleupon...
Too much information, you've given me a headache now, have you got any parrotseatamalls for it, Catch a train sounds good, like a mystery tour, not cheap here in UKland train fairs you knows!!
Paracetamol hurts your liver. I have aspirin. Here, take several. Well, you could go trainspotting.
Mmmm, i need one of those Anorak thingy's to go train spotting, and a pair of buddy Holly glasses???